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Have no fear! (from me, at least) But it's important to consider that pretty much every amenity that aren't sheets and towels are likely not thoroughly cleaned on any sort of regular basis (or at all). Coffee maker? Peed in dozens of times. Bedspread, throw, pillows, desktops and probably...

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I can guarantee that someone has already peed in these bottles. Have a magical day!

I think so, which is what's most surprising. If it's a "B", a hedge maze certainly seems like it would fit the bill.

Didn't the first parade used to be at 8:15pm?

Disney has entered a difficult transition period. They pursued lower income brackets heavily for 15 years and are now trying to pivot their strategy to pursue upper income dollars. But their current product doesn't readily exhibit the quality the upper income brackets expect.

"Only From The Mind of Midolta".

Tangentially related - do we have an update on jalapeno cheese pretzel availability?

This is 100% true. I have been killed every time I've used Uber.

It's not coming fast enough, in my opinion.

"You are...my density."

Oh, I know. What I'm trying to say is that this design aesthetic doesn't translate all that well to the real world.

I'm with you on that. I'm not sure the low-fidelity, plastic look is going to do them any favors. It will do bonkers business and be loads of fun, certainly.

Then perhaps you'd be best served just ignoring them. Or, absent that, developing a sense of humor.

Sorry to harsh your mellow, but we are more like 99% chatbots, the occasional natural language emulator (in beta, of course), and the very rare appearance of an IBM Watson test. Oh, and jt - but that's more like the forum equivalent of the Mechanical Turk.

I guarantee you live in the suburbs. (Although, to be fair, I do enjoy an occasional crave case.)

That may be a little more information than our younger readers (and jt) are prepared for.

And he can make a giant flapping pancake out of his own ear.

Clearly the CMs should have nets that look like they are covered in moss to throw over all strollers.

This is actually a great question, but unfortunately one that likely can't be answered in any straightforward way. My son has a congenital heart defect and is restricted from full contact sports, isometric exercises, and we have been told he should avoid rollercoasters and any rides with...