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  1. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    The Cars Universe gets only more horrifying the deeper you think about it. Case in point: Sarge and Fillmore. Sarge is a 1940s Willys Jeep. He is literally a product of WWII. Fillmore is a Volkswagen bus. Volkswagen as a company was founded by government charter in 1937…and just *who* was...
  2. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    I heartily disagree. That ride is a slog and a half with no payoff. In fact I would rate TBA higher, since TBA actually has a thrill element thanks to the drops. All the wonderful alien animals dreamed up for the Avatar movie…and we just see some weasel projections. Surely they could have...
  3. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    I would also say the depopulation of the ride is also a major flaw. In Splash, between the scenes of the Br’er Rabbit storyline, there was a population of characters from the fishing geese/storks, the occasional splashing fish jumping from the water, singing frogs, turtles riding on geysers...
  4. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Again folks, we need to vote with our wallets. I intend to load my wallet with thin-but-heavy lead plates so I can chuck it at Iger or Damaro’s head Oddjob-style.
  5. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    That sounds suspiciously like “The Muppets At Walt Disney World”.
  6. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    The Cars are actually human ghosts possessing automobiles. They started by possessing suits of armor in the Mansion. Eventually, they will lose their personalities and faces, just moving on their own….the trains of BTM.
  7. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    LMA being a Cars 2-themed stunt show.
  8. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Ironic that actual fans of WDW are better versed in how the operation should be run than the actual suits who run it.
  9. FettFan

    Taking Pooh on Jungle Cruise…

    Circa 1978, Sears and Disney teamed up for a promotion where 60 families would win a WDW vacation including a stay in the Contemporary Resort and VIP amenities…including what they call a “Pooh-sonally guided tour of the Jungle Cruise”. The as features a Jungle Cruise boat, presumably being...
  10. FettFan

    News Tiana's Bayou Adventure - latest details and construction progress

    This ad just popped up in my YouTube app…even Tiana is just *done* with how badly her ride turned out!
  11. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Only if it’s dressed as Cloud City and Boba Fett comes around periodically tossing English muffins Lambert’s Cafe-style!
  12. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Yeah, we also hoped the Earful Tower would be reconstructed either outside the Studios gates or at DS. 🤷🏻‍♂️
  13. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    i don’t suppose they would be up for converting Starcruiser into office space and using the former Animation building as a gateway into Monstropolis, eh? And would it not be possible to move Lightning McQueen’s racing academy to the new Cars Land just for thematic congruity? It’s a cute...
  14. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    I would hope they somehow move it to Disney Springs. I know that’s a big ask though.
  15. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    See now this would make too much sense. The riverboat is PERFECT for traversing LS…heck it’s the one thing that would actually compliment Tiana’s Bayou Adventure in that area. You could even bring back the Tiana musical show. It also would help shield the new land’s sightlines from the HM...
  16. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Sadly Mickey gets his ear amputated.
  17. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    Echo Lake was already on the chopping block once, meant to be part of Galaxy’s Edge until someone promoted the idea of a brand new expansion. And thus while Echo Lake was spared, we got the weirdness of having Star Tours left out by its lonesome, not invited to the GE party.
  18. FettFan

    News Cars-Themed Attractions at Magic Kingdom

    I was expecting them to replace IJ Stunt Spectacular for Monsters Inc. 1. It’s a large enough plot of land on its own. 2. It can be expanded with demolition of the office buildings between it and the parking lot. 3. The neighboring Backlot Express could become “Harryhausens” Added...
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