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Heck no. Just today I lost five pounds in sweat that I couldn't afford to lose.

You lost me.

The only Pats game I haven't sat through (since I understood football, conveniently during the '96 Super Bowl run) was the 2005 playoff game against the Broncos. When they scored after Watson chased down Champ Bailey I went to bed and told myself life wasn't worth living. Then I went back to the...

That storm last night was epic. A few miles away from my old school lightning hit a house and put a huge hole in the roof. Poor people can't stay in the house until it's fixed. I'm already scouting decorations, and playing Michael Buble's Xmas Pandora channel at least once a week. Did I...

I don't want anything to top the Butt Fumble, ever. I don't know if my body could handle bliss that pure twice in a lifetime.

That wouldn't work. Sanchez would hand them to another team, or slip on the ice and fumble it away.

He's dialed in this preseason, it's been the same story in practice. If that defense can be top half of the league, watch out.

Bill Nye: One of our ancestors is about to make an important discovery. A discovery that will spark the nations! Ellen: Let's hope it's bananas.

Not sure how my parents booked it; but we stayed at a nice home in a neighborhood right where Highway 27 starts. Might have been someone who owned the house and rented it out to vacationers. We had a next door neighbor who did that when we moved down to Florida a few years later (oddly enough...

Maybe they were telling the adult you about your inner child?

I think he'd be fun to watch in a Mike Vrabel goal line TE kind of situation.

Tim Tebow is a god damned curse I tell you.

Snuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh Awkward scene to watch if you're visiting the parents.

And the Oscar for best makeup and hairstyling goes to...Shark #44 in SHARKNADO! (The shark cut in half by the chainsaw)

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT THIS INSTANT. SHE IS A NATIONAL TREASURE AND SHOULD BE REGARDED AS SUCH! :mad::banghead:

Sigh, so many ideas. Oh well, dibs on the queen:

I don't know if made for TV movies can win Oscar's; but if SHARKNADO is eligible I'm predicting a sweep. You guys can quote me on that. Also, does The Doctor count as British royalty at this point?

You absolutely have to try the ribs if you get a chance; but my personal favorite is the pulled pork sandwich. I hated pulled pork (and most varieties of BBQ sauce) until my gf at the time had me try a bite of her sandwich. It's heavenly.

Forget that, Pixie Dust for all! Snort up. Spring break...spring break...

Wait, am I the only one that got rewarded for this?