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There's a fetish for everything.

You're going to be a nutcase and turn hot about 80 minutes in? Good strategy!

YES

I had Pop Tarts for breakfast...I think they would be good with salsa too though!

Buenos Dias!

The Mummy was kind of a comedy.

This sounds like the start of either a buddy comedy or a horror movie, I'm just not sure which yet...

*Looks around* But I don't have any... OH NO

Sure, I get so lonely...

But words are only pictures that are more explicit in their meaning!

I just want you to know that I literally clapped for you, and that I'll probably never be able to show my face in this library again.

Wild Applause!

I get the feeling that you're not moving.

How about now?

I'm in the state of Florida!

Don't worry, he's not real. He's just a bad, bad nightmare.

Sometimes trash cans are the only ones that listen to me :(.

Nope, Meg can't touch anything considered good or warm.

I guess even in the safety of this thread evil people lurk.

It doesn't compare to this one: Makes me sad just looking at it.