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Not likely a bus incident, but stupid people incidents.

Wouldn't a boat that doesn't come too close to water really just be a car? Of course a car that doesn't go over a bridge? Deep thoughts; by Jack Handey.

It's already been proven that that was part of the new marketing campaign.

Looks like they're both about to start complaining. For no reason at all. "You call this a resting place? Have you called the mansion? This parking lot is filthy. It's late. Your socks don't match. I hate going too your mothers. Slow down. Been underwater for 23 years, blah blah blah, blah...

Sadly, they don't carry the YardGoof series of lawn tractors.

Lawn and garden products have been sorely lacking the last few years.

Are you sure those are cigarettes?

Or notice how "politely" people with the Jesus fish on their car drive.

I know you're just trying to paint an unpleasant picture of people who appreciate certain things, but to say the swamps had 'hardly any trees' is just wrong. I'll include some links so no one uses the "google it for me card". A tree hugger, really? The term has negative connotations to many, so...

Stares of hatred and embarrassment from her kids? Free drinks from strange old men? Jelly of the month club? Bouts of cough medicine induced hysteria? Oh........iMovie. She gets iMovie. And apparently happiness, too.

Last year they didn't even bake the cupcakes. They just sold a 57 dollar, 78oz collector mug full of batter or a 34 dollar syringe for a quicker fix.

"Bacon Pancakes"

If he were to walk the parks right now; his first bit of rage would be caused by how disgusting the clientele has become in contrast to his days.

No, hes saying that some people see another person having a beer, even if its their first sip, they still pull the drunk card.

Huh?

How does he get along with that donkey that you use to chew all your food?

As usual, I have no useful input. I just wanted post in the most amazing and popular thread, ever. Thank you, kind George.

Looks the apartment of some recently divorced guy that has a severe case of crippling depression. If I would have known things were that bad for Disney I wouldnt have thrown out my old flood-ravaged basement couch.