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No.

How about me? Would you trust any plans I make for the party? I'm very classy, own many leather bound books, and would throw only the highest end party.
The hookers would not be skanky in the slightest. We're talking about the Total Girlfriend Experience here. Escorts, Companions!

Go to google images. Type "meth addict". That's the type of woman I will allow at the bachelor party. Take it or leave it!

Do you mean methyl diantilis addict? I assume you do, which means you're talking about someone addicted to perfume. Let me google "perfume addict'. Not many woman show up, mostly bottles. But, the lady friends that do appear, look A-OK to me.

If she means Walter White style methamphetamine addiction, I think it would be fairly simple to find some bangin' hotties in early stages of addiction, who are not quite physically affected yet.

In fact, since George and I might be arriving a day or two earlier than most, and since George has the scientific skillz it would take to cook up a fresh batch of meth, I think the solution is obvious.

George and I set up a temporary meth lab in the kitchenette at Wilderness Lodge Villas. We find some groovy ladies that are down to party and get them their first few doses of Meth for free.

This way, we accomplish two goals.

#1) We are following the rule of Meth Addict women only being allowed at the bachelor party.

#2) We can make a nice side profit selling the rest of the meth, leading to either the most high-rolling trip to WDW ever, or at least the first trip to WDW that ends in a profit for US instead of Disney.

(by the way, I just found out the hard way that the comments on here are only allowed to be 420 characters long)

I do like the idea setting up our own meth lab in our little studio. Good thing we're on Laura's profile where won't be noticed by the larger internetz community.

Yes, this is a detail we should leave off our pre-trip report planning page. Turning our villa into an A-Team construction zone is one thing. Letting them know our true meth-based plans is another.

What makes you think my profile goes unnoticed? I'm super popular.