The quote seems pretty squishy in terms of "certain age" and "little for you to do," and more an indictment of the parks than "all seniors" to me.
But anyway, I scrolled through the attractions at Six Flags Magic Mountain (haven't been there in years but it's the only regional amusement park I recall going to) and I don't see anything my parents, in their 70s, would or could ride. Even the one dark ride I noticed seemed to be an interactive video game type ride -- they'd pass. The
website is pretty clear what the park is all about -- thrills (see below). It's just one regional park but I think the point of the post is reasonable in my opinion. I also didn't notice any seniors (and not too many children, really) in this
pov of Magic Mountain. Seemed like 90-some-percent of guests were age 10 to 20, from what I could tell. Very narrow guest self-selection going on.
Hats off the seniors up for the coasters and drop rides and all that, that's cool. Hopefully I'll be like that, though in my early 50s now and I already have decided "no more Matterhorn." One back surgery is enough.
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