PiratesMansion
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I've been doing some more sightseeing in Southern California, so why not return to this thread? This is Part 1, stuff outside of LA:
Hearst Castle, Upstairs Suites tour: This was something I was supposed to do two years ago, but I opted out of it after a very real heat advisory at the top of the mountain. I thought it was a more interesting overall tour than the Grand Rooms tour I did two years ago, and we had a fantastic, informative tour guide. Demerits for STILL having broken toilets at the visitors center two years later. I get it, everyone's hurting, but having porta potties out front because you won't fix your toilets at the visitor center for a lavish old house for at least two years is, uh, wildly unacceptable IMO. Or perhaps they did fix them at some point between my 2023 and 2025 visits and someone can testify to that? It would make me feel a little better.
Mission, San Luis Obispo: More modest in scope than the one in Santa Barbara, but hey, it's free!
Lotusland, Montecito: This blew me away. I've started visiting botanical gardens over the past few years, and I started hearing about this one through guidebooks, etc. Despite the hoops you have to go through (book a few months out, you have pretty much exactly two hours to visit, and so on), this really felt like the Disneyland of botanical gardens to me. Incredibly beautiful and well-kept, and the morning fog floating in really made it feel like we could have been in a truly undiscovered jungle, or something from a Hollywood film come to life. Other than the relatively ho-hum rose garden, everything here was exceptionally presented.
Santa Barbara Zoo: Eh, fine for the kids, pretty setting, underwhelming otherwise. I stopped by mainly because I like zoos and my grandmother took me to this one as a kid during the six months she and my grandfather lived in Santa Barbara. No need to go back.
Santa Barbara Presidio: It's mostly a replica! The info about how the presidios/missions/etc. were set up frankly is more interesting than this site, but hey, it's cheap and historic, so why not?
Santa Barbara Courthouse: The most POTC-esque government building you've ever visited. You may be too into theme parks if the Pirates overture starts playing in your head as you wonder down some of these hallways. Great views from the top tower, wonderfully distinctive styling inside the rest of the building. The clock room was closed this time around, but everything else was still viewable on a weekend.
Hearst Castle, Upstairs Suites tour: This was something I was supposed to do two years ago, but I opted out of it after a very real heat advisory at the top of the mountain. I thought it was a more interesting overall tour than the Grand Rooms tour I did two years ago, and we had a fantastic, informative tour guide. Demerits for STILL having broken toilets at the visitors center two years later. I get it, everyone's hurting, but having porta potties out front because you won't fix your toilets at the visitor center for a lavish old house for at least two years is, uh, wildly unacceptable IMO. Or perhaps they did fix them at some point between my 2023 and 2025 visits and someone can testify to that? It would make me feel a little better.
Mission, San Luis Obispo: More modest in scope than the one in Santa Barbara, but hey, it's free!
Lotusland, Montecito: This blew me away. I've started visiting botanical gardens over the past few years, and I started hearing about this one through guidebooks, etc. Despite the hoops you have to go through (book a few months out, you have pretty much exactly two hours to visit, and so on), this really felt like the Disneyland of botanical gardens to me. Incredibly beautiful and well-kept, and the morning fog floating in really made it feel like we could have been in a truly undiscovered jungle, or something from a Hollywood film come to life. Other than the relatively ho-hum rose garden, everything here was exceptionally presented.
Santa Barbara Zoo: Eh, fine for the kids, pretty setting, underwhelming otherwise. I stopped by mainly because I like zoos and my grandmother took me to this one as a kid during the six months she and my grandfather lived in Santa Barbara. No need to go back.
Santa Barbara Presidio: It's mostly a replica! The info about how the presidios/missions/etc. were set up frankly is more interesting than this site, but hey, it's cheap and historic, so why not?
Santa Barbara Courthouse: The most POTC-esque government building you've ever visited. You may be too into theme parks if the Pirates overture starts playing in your head as you wonder down some of these hallways. Great views from the top tower, wonderfully distinctive styling inside the rest of the building. The clock room was closed this time around, but everything else was still viewable on a weekend.