Recent content by Sorcerer Mickey

Maybe you cracked the code on child rearing but I haven't figured out how to fall asleep on a beach with a 7- and 2-year-old present.

Has Disney communicated a timeline for either land yet? I have 2028 in my head for Cars but not sure if that’s just made up.

There is no such thing as a relaxing vacation with kids.

We just went to Legoland Florida for the first time in July. It was an overall positive experience, but the price was not far from a Disney trip with a noticeable difference in service and quality of the experience. The quick service spots were clearly understaffed and every spot sells very...

These are companies working within the system to maximize shareholder value. That is what they’re built to do. That is what the law wants them to do. Do I agree with it? No. But focusing on one company completely misses the bigger picture. The system promotes this behavior. I’ll be careful with...

A good portion of the story is centered on Ms. Cressel's scooter breaking down, which has nothing to do with Disney. She seems very satisfied with her trip at the end of the story. I read this article last week and didn't see the angle or the purpose. It felt like a failed attempt at an...

Since when did Moana have intentions to take over the Jungle Cruise? I thought she was going elsewhere in Adventureland...

I would say even longer given they announced it’d be replaced back in 2022.

It ain’t over til the meteor strikes.

Ah gotcha, that makes sense. I last rode in April and I think he was doing his motion. The second instance where the Carno chases after the vehicle wasn't working, though. It was stuck in its outer-most position.

Which instance of the Carnotaurus are you talking about?

Could it be that AK had all the animal attractions and walk throughs? There’s a lot to do in DAK beyond the few attractions they have.

Senior Manager manages all business aspects of “the office”. Attraction based on the UK Office confirmed?

No worries. I'm a bit of a Ganon-dork.

She* Link is the male protagonist from the Zelda games. Zelda is the princess.