Recent content by Rhinocerous

If Olaf wasn't so endearing, Frozen wouldn't have been such a runaway success and we wouldn't be in this mess. Josh Gad really has no one to blame but himself.

Frank Welker was Fred? I never knew that. Holy cow, so that's what he actually sounds like.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to counter with "Good luck getting around everyone filling their water bottles to fill the soda cup that you paid for."

If we're not extracting every single possible cent from "guests", what are we even doing here? What would The Street think? Free is a four letter word, and the next person to use it gets fired.

I'd like to imaging Walt creeping around like the Burger King in those commercials (and game), peeking out from behind things and sneaking up on guests to offer them some surprise "magic".

I notice they also replaced the Visa Darth Vader meet with a picture of Darth Vader. Cool.

For what it's worth, my 14 year old daughter loves the much-maligned 2015 ABC show. She found that on her own, probably via social media. Let us not forget that there is a whole generation which communicates almost exclusively in meme, and Kermit-drinking-tea is hugely popular.

I know ChatGPT is trained on data sets from a specific time period. It doesn't look up information unless you specifically ask it to. Could be that Google has the same problem. Although I think it more likely that it is summarizing thousands of search results without any kind of filter or...

Have to park that big yellow taxi somewhere.

I remember the slides and the water play areas fondly.

Throw in a new maintenance shed, or no deal.

If you worked at Sesame Place in the 80s, then you were a huge part of my childhood. Thank you.

I see Mary Poppins wearing a pirate hat, disco dancing with a lobster tail handbag. Why, what do you see?

You don't want to be in the room where it happens?

I will not make an assumption about whether or not you have children. I can tell you that I do have a child. When she was little, I tried to plan a full day. I drove the boat. And then my daughter started dropping the anchor. She was not and is not a badly behaved child, but she had a...