Recent content by Rhinocerous

Get them to sign an NDA. Not, like, hold their loved ones hostage.

I'm sure they would. What little evidence we have says that this happened late at night, so probably not many witnesses around. If Disney was able to get to people before word got out, the news might not find out right away. That being said, we live in an era where a plurality of the...

Etsy, obviously.

If it involved serious injuries, perhaps Disney served up an order of NDAs for the table? In exchange for some form of compensation, I would assume.

What are those four blue-topped objects on either side of the berth?

Everything Poorly Constructed Oxidizing Terribly That's the Disney Difference!

A bag checker at MK once yelled at me because my backpack had too many zippers.

I sat there once for dinner. My daughter got a big kick out of holding up signs and waving to people.

They've decided to line the entire loop with foam in case there's another malfunction.

Why, for fifty-three years I've put up with it now. I must stop Cars land from coming. But how?

You're not wrong.

Where would one purchase a garden hose for a railroad of this size?

I have a very pedantic question. Are they called ditch lights because they illuminate an upcoming ditch, or because they illuminate obstacles that would cause you to have to ditch (off of the train)?

They will probably have AI do it, using the original recordings as a reference. EDIT: That way it matches without having to re-record everything.

Not when the mini-land can be used as a vehicle (ka-chow!) to sell more of said merchandise at an inflated price.