Recent content by PerGron

I think we're just in those early three months. Looking back at last year's January-March everything was pretty buns too, it really wasn't until Sinners in mid-April it picked up and I expect that to be the case this year too. As for Project Hail Mary, I do really like The Martian but honestly...

#10- Cold Storage [Watched in theaters] This was a pretty fun gore fest with some fun performances from Joe Keery and Georgina Campbell that doesn't take itself even the least bit seriously which is exactly what a movie like this needs to be. It is sloppy and gross and violent with a sense of...

#20- The Dreadful [Watched on VOD] The title gets this one right... I checked out The Dreadful mainly because it's the reuniting of Sophie Turner and Kit Harrington for the first time since the finale of Game of Thrones and I was kind of intrigued by what they'd do together. A lot of people...

February is over, the shortest month of the year and yet the sheer amount of mid-a** movies this month made it feel longer than January. Normally Dumpuary is the month of bad movies, but I think that's changed in the last few years to let February have its chance to just suck. I managed twenty...

@TheOriginalTiki, it’s a good thing you haven’t seen too many movies this month because your in memoriam segment is alone gonna be 5 hours long this month, Jesus Christ

I’m worried about this month because I saw Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie and Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die and while I liked both of them, I really didn’t LOVE either of them the way I had hoped to. Maybe a rewatch is warranted but I feel like I’m being left out of a group of people who...

Didn’t realize Sirat was a successor to Sing Sing until now

Now that Filoni is in charge, I feel the same way. Kathleen Kennedy may not have been the best president ever, but at least she approved some interesting and unique projects like Andor, Skeleton Crew, Solo, Rogue One, and The Acolyte. They may have all had various levels of goodness, but nobody...

I straight up thought it was going to be a Budweiser ad

I also have no showings anywhere near me. Even Boston has nothing, my closest is 6 hours away in NYC

#10- The Rip [Watched on Netflix] I watched this just before watching Drake Maye take my New England Patriots to the Super Bowl, so needless to say the combo of Pats headed to the Bowl and watching my beautiful Boston boys Matt Damon and Ben Affleck together in a movie really plussed up this...

Don't forget famed accused rapist Luc Besson's new take on Dracula

#20- Beast of War [Watched on Shudder] Shark movie but make it Australian, make it set during World War II, and make it just completely ignore any and all shark biology and behaviors. I obviously don't expect realistic depictions of sharks at this point in a post-Jaws/Deep Blue Sea/The...

#30- Killer Whale [Watched on VOD] This was a straight to VOD shark movie but instead of a shark it's an orca. That's a fair enough premise, orcas are the apex predator of the ocean and while there's never been a wild orca attack, they have capsized multiple yachts and also obviously there are...

One month into 2026 and Jesus has it felt like a year in and of itself. Between the horrid state of the world right now, multiple personal conflicts, and just January being a rough month to begin with, I'm glad to say it's finally over. Dumpuary is the name for it, but I won't lie, this...