Recent content by JiggleStuff

Remember, kats and kittens, WDW cannot fail, it can only be failed. Anyone not agreeing with THE TRVTH can turn in his or her iPhone for something more suited to your lack of fabulousness.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

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NO NO NO NO NO!!! WDW has always been and will always be...PERFECT!!! We will always have the best of all possible WDWs!!! WDW cannot fail, it can only be failed!!!

What this show desperately needs is a new finale: Gary Coleman dressed as Uncle Sam and belching in tune with the music, a velour jogging suit-clad Dr. Phil breakdancing, and Vince Offer doing the "Slapchop Hustle!!!"

How will the poor tragically hip Appleoids staffing the store be able to stand the crowds of poorly dressed and unshapely people??!! :eek: The horror!

Something with Scott Baio!!!

Owww!!! So many big words. Hurts m' tiny head! Ceremonies, restaurants, and shows are but fleeting details. If the Polynesian was demolished and its buildings replaced with surplus Boy Scout tents, it would still be the BEST POLYNESIAN EVAR!!!1!!1!one The WDW we have is always the best of...

Oh thank GAWD one of the sages of the boards has swooped in to remind us there is only one version of THE TRVTH that today's WDW is the best thing EVAR!!!1!!1!11!!one Anyone who doesn't debase hisself before THE TRVTH is only good at whistling from betwixt his buttocks. RECKON WITH IT BEFORE...

Animal Kingdom's Mysterious Sewer Gas Smell Toilets of Terror Seasick with Nemo and Fiends It's a DVC Kiosk After All

After he ran me over at the Contemporary, the bus driver said "happy birthday." Then he punched me in the face and stole my wallet.

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!11!!1!!11!!one

Gilbert Gottfried, please.

I was standing about 3 rows away and at that point (in my "big boy" announcer's voice) I yeZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Right! And the admission booths are only there to make folks' wallets a little lighter, so they don't strain their lumbago walkin' around the parks laden with all that ca$h money!!!