Recent content by Hattieboxghost110

Welpers, a lot to unpack here. First off, when it comes to comparable rides at DCA & AK, I find it hard to believe that you actually prefer the AK version of the ride. For example, let's take an apples-to-apples comparison, 'Kali River Rapids' vs. 'Grizzly River Run.' They are both river rapid...

Can you change my name to N/A Thanks!

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT I would like to take this opportunity to announce my retirement from WDWmagic. I've made my share of friends, had my share of laughs, but sadly it's time for me to hang up my avatar. I recognize that my brand of humor doesn't vibe well at all on here. My intention was...

FUBAR

Bruh, nothing to be sorry about. Pirates is my #1 attraction. Though now that they're putting that lesbo red-head, who knows.

Most excellent point, bruh.

So you're officially retiring huh? What a bummer. But what did Dr. Seuss say... "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."

Wasn't Iger supposed to retire years ago?

Too soon bruh...Too soon.

What are your thoughts on DL Splah Mountain?

Kids are draining bruh. I couldn't do it. Couldn't be a stay at home dad, or maybe when he's a little older and goes to school. Then I would get some free time. Though I also kinda feel like a wage slave grinding it out every day ya know? My tank is on low by the time evenings and weekends...

I'm pretty jelly bruh that you don't have to work right now. The whole work/wife/kid thing is a killer. Or is it worse that you have to stay at home all day?

Why do I feel so dirty? Like a dirty, dirty boy.

I'm suuuuuper down! Though we have to stay SWL virgins & not watch any ride-throughs beforehand online. Might have to have a "work conference" next year to keep things kosher with the ole' ball and chain.