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He was largely memory-holed because they killed him off screen like 20 years ago. Deleted scenes from It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie explain he died and left the theater to the Muppets who discovered all the debt it had, leading into their situation of creating a template for Jason...

Disney ride scripts have been atrocious since the Jack Sparrow-ing of Pirates.

Because Peter ended up being a better Robin replacement then Matt

Nah, he's always had these moments.

As a puppetry driven film, it aged much more gracefully then either Philharmagic or Tough to be a Bug. I'm shocked that the Coco addition to Philharmagic didn't become a bigger project to reanimate the whole thing, it's so jarring to see an early 2000s CG character interacting with a modern...

Especially when a walkthrough creature zoo attraction with an animatronic rancor was actually pitched for Batuu.

They've done some "Classic characters go to Batuu" stories already, biggest one I can think is a Thrawn and Vader novel that places their first meeting on Batuu during the Clone Wars while he was still Anakin and having to go back there again during the Imperial era. Just do a "Tales from...

Fantasyland used to be the catchall Disney animation land because they made so many fairy tales. Most Pixar movies are just characters in a big city, therefore I see no reason you can't just mash all the movies together into one big Pixartropolis.

That's what the restaurant is for. They even called the setting the Centauri Space Station.

And its a shallow and basic take on imagination with an imaginary friend character that's even more obnoxious and annoying then the current version of Figment.

Imagination 4 is a "In case everybody is ed off at us, break glass" move. I think that criteria has been reached.

Pumpkin patch is looking real sincere this year.

Better then the "We ran out of money for this hallway, get the guy that paints blacklight minigolf courses to put up some skeleton warriors" situation at Indy.

Because Carnotaurus is a dinosaur from the Tropical Americas, as is the Saltasaurus. Not to mention that the Lost World, the book that created the "hidden place full of dinosaurs" trope was set in South America. And hey, since Indiana Jones movies are perfectly fine with using neat sounding...

Nature documentaries are not marketable IP. Nobody was riding the Jungle Cruise and going "Look, it's the famous and marketable character The African Lion from Disney's The African Lion". Hell, the ride is most often described as an unlicensed adaptation of The African Queen because of the tramp...