Just tell him you're 5 minutes from where they filmed the Shawshank Redemption... I mean, people from Ohio know - I in fact, stop there on my way to Columbus to eat any time I head down there, and having coached academic challenge (aka quizbowl, aka in-the-know) for 7 years, we played St. Peter and Madison a bunch of times... but I guess if people don't pay attention, they wouldn't know.