Okay, I know I'm not a judge or anything in this comp, but I have to at least try to implore Team Birds to consider:
Horror Nights game
Please, I want this so bad
Okay, I didn't realize that it was the racing part of "racing game" was the part of my joke that was off. I genuinely thought you were doing an Autopia redo (because my god does the one here need one)
Strangely, it wouldn't be the first time a ducking stool would be featured at the resort.
Pictured: An actual float from Disney's America on Parade, which performed at Magic Kingdom for the US Bicentennial.