Reading this made it click for me. Ignoring contemporary issues with the attraction, the show really is just
tired. It’s been the same structure for 50+ years- video, then brief animatronic bit with Washington and Lincoln, with the current president bit being a fairly recent addition (I think it was Clinton who started it?). You can only change the script so many times and in so many ways. Modern crowds do not really care about it, especially now that MK is the most visited park in the world by international guests who also likely don’t care about getting an American history lesson that takes up a significantly large amount of time compared to most attractions.
It’s iconic, it’s classic, and it’s a part of MK’s DNA, but it’s also past its prime. It doesn’t really have a place anymore. You can’t update it like you can update the Country Bears (
and I would argue the same goes for the Tiki Room- not much you can do to update it there but it has the protection of being Walt’s baby). You could have something still related to American history, but it’d have to be more entertaining to people from all over the world. Maybe an American folktale show hosted by the Muppets, or a larger version of the Muppets Liberty Square show, which was always a hit iirc.
ParkLore’s Magic Kingdom buildout put a larger focus on American tall tales in Liberty Square, and I think that'd be a great way to go.
https://parklore.com/vault/buildout-mk/5/
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(This whole buildout is amazing and worth the read- it turns the Magic Kingdom from a park that lives in Disneylands shadow to something that is entirely its own)