My thoughts after experiencing.
I’ll attempt brevity, because I could blabber endlessly on my thoughts and emotions after following this project for nearly a decade.
First:
Wow, the park is something special. Very very different from anything Disney or Universal has ever put out. It feels like something very different — almost like a Phantasialand or Europa Park, but I feel that’s less because they’re similar, and more because it feels like a very different product to UO and IOA.
Highlights:
Food:
They killed it. The food is spectacular. The salmon at mead hall is not theme park salmon, it’s genuinely fantastic.
Animation:
Every land is absolutely filled with life and movement. From when you step in to wander by any land. Nintendo has a billion animated trinkets and creatures. Berk has dragons, sheep, and rides. Monsters has rides, fog, and the burning blade. Potter has all the wand interactives. The sheer quality and quantity of animatronics at Monsters is unfathomable. Rise has bridge Kylo and dying Kylo. Monsters has 25 of those it’s mind blowing.
Entertainment:
Untrainable is the best theme park show. This far surpasses Bourne for me (my previous favorite). Bourne is obviously a very different show, but nothing at Disney can remotely compare. Nemo is the closest comp and it blows it out of the water. Watching this show made me think Disney might actually have a problem. The HTTYD streetmosphere was incredible. No drones, but the baby toothless Boston dynamics animatronic drew a huge crowd and delight. But the animatronic interactive toothless meet and greet really stole the show. Absolutely redefines what a meet and greet can and should feel like. Incredible emotion and realism by toothless and a great job by all the actors involved.
More misc. thoughts
CP is incredible and beautiful, though it currently lacks a big reason to spend time in. With fireworks, maybe Epcot-style festival booths in the future, etc. it might give the space more justification, but we didn’t spend much time in it — though we were rushing between rides while waits are low.
For Mario Kart. I rode it 3 times in Hollywood and now once in Epic. I actually loved it in Hollywood. First ride I was pretty overstimulated, but second and third I fell in love. Only got one ride at Epic, but we really leaned into trying to “win.”
Do NOT try to win. Mostly ignore the game. It’s not a ringing endorsement of the ride to ignore it’s main feature, but I’d argue the sets and scenes themselves are the main feature and getting lost in a confusing, overstimulating game just distracts from the really cool ride there. Keep the AR on, maybe use some interaction, but don’t focus on trying to do well or figure it out, just enjoy the surrounding.
Fyre drill is genuinely
the most fun I’ve ever had on any theme park attraction. Disney absolutely has to bring this ride system to one of their parks. Hollywood would work perfect. I was waterboarding myself in laughter I could hardly breath. Absolutely
do not skip. It’s not a flashy attraction, but it’s so fun. (tip: don’t actually shoot the targets, just start a war by shooting the other vehicles and watch the chaos).
Donkey Kong Minecart Madness is actually just not good. One of the roughest coasters I’ve ever ridden and it’s brand new. This will not be a guest satisfaction driver. High waits stemming from flashy instagramability and a low capacity means a lot of people will be disappointed. Show scenes are pretty good, though. I do enjoy the evil of monsters next to a banana. Makes me feel despicable
CotW was better than I thought it would be. And Stardust is an unbelievable pair of coasters. Mack has done it again.
Paris is unbelievable. I’ve never seen a more authentic setting than that entry street. It’s not reminiscent of Paris or an evocation of Paris. It is Paris. Unbelievable job, especially with that Cafe.
Overall, lovely park that isn’t necessarily the best park in the world, but it has strong bones and a great foundation to build off. It’s very different in the best way from the existing portfolio of Disney and Universal that pushes the industry forward in a positive direction.