You might be a redneck at WDW if...

[Wilt Dasney]

You feel the need to correct the CMs at Dinosaur by letting them know dinos roamed the earth 5,000 years ago, TOPS

 

[Computer Magic]

Don't understand why Kid Rock and Uncle Cracker are not allowed to be readers for the Candle Light Processional

 

[dxwwf3]

Best one of the bunch :lol:

I think my Stitch one was better :lol:

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You think there's nothing wrong with Haunted Mansion that a good old fashioned tent revival couldn't fix

 

[dxwwf3]

Shoot you made me think of another:

You might be a redneck if you feel the need to take off your hat everytime you walk by the Haunted Mansion

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You strain your eyes in the final room of IASW looking for "Y'allcomebacknow,yahear?" on the wall

(sorry for all the one-joke posts...they just keep coming in little spurts)

 

[LilDucky]

You strain your eyes in the final room of IASW looking for "Y'allcomebacknow,yahear?" on the wall

(sorry for all the one-joke posts...they just keep coming in little spurts)

No need to apologize

Just keep thinking of more :lookaroun

 

[Number_6]

You can't understand why the Streets of America doesn't include Mobile, Alabama.

 

[Captain Hank]

If you shoot back at the pirates at POTC.
If your truck is the only car in the MK parking lot with a gun rack.
If the 50s Prime Time Cafe menu is too "fancy" for your tastes.
If you lean out of the car during the Indy portion of GMR to grab a snake because it'd make a great pet.
If you see Baloo in the park, and the first thing that comes to mind is "rug."

 

[Number_6]

You think it's wrong that Regis and Kelly weren't invited as one of the Royal Couples at Cinderellabration.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You just can't understand how a man who grew up north of the Mason-Dixon could have come up with the idea for such a wonderful place

 

[LilDucky]

You think "Its Tough to be a Bug" is just another ploy by them darned environmentalists.

I liked that last one BJ

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You think "Its Tough to be a Bug" is just another ploy by them darned environmentalists.

I liked that last one BJ

:kiss: Ditto.

You keep a close watch when Goofy takes a picture with your daughter, noting that he doesn't look too different from the last guy she brought home for you to meet

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You wonder if Donald Duck's lack of pants is further proof that the Navy's "Don't ask, don't tell" rule has led to a "liberalizing" of admissions policies :lookaroun

 

[Number_6]

You start yelling at CMs because you have yet to see a John Deere at Living With the Land.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You're disappointed that you can get anything at Downtown Disney but an oil change

 

[Number_6]

The only reason you go to Pleasure Island is for the Harley-Davidson Store.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

You swear to never again set foot in Wide World of Sports until they give Coach Landry the prominent display he's entitled to

 

[Number_6]

You start a petition to get the France pavillion renamed the "Freedom" pavillion.

 

[Wilt Dasney]

:lol:, 6

Your father bitterly complains that Italy, Germany and Japan are represented in WS. You agree, but honestly aren't that wild about ANY of the "non-central" pavilions, with the possible exception of Norway, just because you can't think of anything they've done to p!ss you off in the last 200 years.