Not really a moan by me (well maybe just a tad), but rather a question. Do you get pleasure from having cold water dumped on you or seeing it done to others, or do you find it a bit of a pain? The reason I ask is there are several attractions where you can get wet such as Splash Mountain (fair enough, there's a clue in the title), Kali River Rapids (a bit stupid if you don't see it coming) and one or two where there's a bit of spray.
But the one that probably confuses me the most is who came up with the idea of dumping cold water on you at either of the lazy river type rides at Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon. I'm sitting back 'chillaxing' on the inflatable without a care in the world floating peacefully along and thinking of good excuses to avoid looking in the shops with Mrs Merg on the way home when 'whoosh', I get cold water dumped on me at various points in the ride. There's an unavoidable waterfall to pass through at Typhoon and the coldest water known to man sneezed on you from that Alligator's house at Blizzard
Now taking off my moaning male mid forties hat for a moment, I have laughed when Mrs Merg get ice cold water on her head at Blizzard Beach (and learnt that wasn't the best decision I ever made). And yes I do smile when I see kids push mum and dad's inflatable under the water features as they pass by them, so I'm not a completely miserable old sod with no sense of humour. However I do sometimes feel how I could really enjoy a few laps of both those parks without the cold water obstacles and wondered if anyone else agreed?
So especially at the waterparks, would you prefer the cold water obstacles there or not?
But the one that probably confuses me the most is who came up with the idea of dumping cold water on you at either of the lazy river type rides at Blizzard Beach and Typhoon Lagoon. I'm sitting back 'chillaxing' on the inflatable without a care in the world floating peacefully along and thinking of good excuses to avoid looking in the shops with Mrs Merg on the way home when 'whoosh', I get cold water dumped on me at various points in the ride. There's an unavoidable waterfall to pass through at Typhoon and the coldest water known to man sneezed on you from that Alligator's house at Blizzard
Now taking off my moaning male mid forties hat for a moment, I have laughed when Mrs Merg get ice cold water on her head at Blizzard Beach (and learnt that wasn't the best decision I ever made). And yes I do smile when I see kids push mum and dad's inflatable under the water features as they pass by them, so I'm not a completely miserable old sod with no sense of humour. However I do sometimes feel how I could really enjoy a few laps of both those parks without the cold water obstacles and wondered if anyone else agreed?
So especially at the waterparks, would you prefer the cold water obstacles there or not?
Last edited: