The Chit Chat Chit Chat Thread

[FutureCEO]

Decisions, decisions...

Consider I don't watch American TV that much anymore...haha

 

[tcool]

Did you check under the bed? I've heard vacuums like to hide there.

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So wait, the vacuum broke and no one has vacuumed since?

Yes just a bunch of suitcases and a bunch of stuff that I didn't even know I owned under the bed and the occasional insect or reptilian.

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We do the old fashioned way broom the house, feather dust the delicate items, beat the carpets. Sometimes we borrow the vacuum from my grandmother's.

 

[donaldtoo]

It was very touch and go but I stayed away from the spider, gave him a wide berth. Then he moved down from the ceilng and became no more.

"We must give this spider a wide berth." ~ Captain Ramius

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Yes just a bunch of suitcases and a bunch of stuff that I didn't even know I owned under the bed and the occasional insect or reptilian.

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We do the old fashioned way broom the house, feather dust the delicate items, beat the carpets. Sometimes we borrow the vacuum from my grandmother's.

You should get a cat. They prevent such creatures from entering your house.

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Seems like a vacuum might be easier and more effective, but alright...

 

[Andrew C]

You should get a cat. They prevent such creatures from entering your house.

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Seems like a vacuum might be easier and more effective, but alright...

If ya'll put in one more spoiler!! I'm gonna...

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do nothing because I like them too

 

[StarWarsGirl]

If ya'll put in one more spoiler!! I'm gonna...

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do nothing because I like them too

Spoiler: Well

Spoiler: What are you going to do about it?

Spoiler: Look! I put in another one!

Spoiler: It's okay; you don't have to click on it again!

Spoiler: I'm sure this is the intended use for spoilers...

Spoiler: Or not...

Spoiler: You're still here?

Spoiler: It's okay, you don't have to keep clicking

Spoiler: Seriously, stop

Spoiler: Do you have anything better to do?

Spoiler: No?

Spoiler: Alrighty then...

Spoiler: If you insist

For your troubles...

 

[JenniferS]

I would've gotten the vacuum out and used the wand to get it...

Or I would have knocked it down and let the cat kill it

Either one.

Seriously, have you people never heard of chairs and toilet paper?

You drag the chair over to the vicinity of the spider. You stand on the chair. You smoosh the spider in the toilet paper. You deposit toilet paper where it belongs. You flush. You announce loudly: Let that be a lesson to all the rest of you spiders.

Lather, rinse, repeat, as necessary.

 

[Andrew C]

Spoiler: Well

Spoiler: What are you going to do about it?

Spoiler: Look! I put in another one!

Spoiler: It's okay; you don't have to click on it again!

Spoiler: I'm sure this is the intended use for spoilers...

Spoiler: Or not...

Spoiler: You're still here?

Spoiler: It's okay, you don't have to keep clicking

Spoiler: Seriously, stop

Spoiler: Do you have anything better to do?

Spoiler: No?

Spoiler: Alrighty then...

Spoiler: If you insist

For your troubles...

Yes!!! Made it to the pic! I feel special.

 

[Andrew C]

Seriously, have you people never heard of chairs and toilet paper?

You drag the chair over to the vicinity of the spider. You stand on the chair. You smoosh the spider in the toilet paper. You deposit toilet paper where it belongs. You flush. You announce loudly: Let that be a lesson to all the rest of you spiders.

Lather, rinse, repeat, as necessary.

Best. Post. Ever.

 

[JenniferS]

Just back from seeing Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

I laughed. And laughed.

I didn't, however, buy Jennifer Garner and Steve Carrell as a couple.

 

[tcool]

You should get a cat. They prevent such creatures from entering your house.

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Seems like a vacuum might be easier and more effective, but alright...

I'm not allowed to own a pet that has fur.

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On the bright side it saves electricity the down side is a vacuum is much faster, and I don't make the decisions

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Seriously, have you people never heard of chairs and toilet paper?

You drag the chair over to the vicinity of the spider. You stand on the chair. You smoosh the spider in the toilet paper. You deposit toilet paper where it belongs. You flush. You announce loudly: Let that be a lesson to all the rest of you spiders.

Lather, rinse, repeat, as necessary.

That would work, but even standing on a chair I can't quite reach the ceiling...

I just tried with my desk chair. On my tip toes I was about 1/2 an inch off. Yes, I am short.

 

[FutureCEO]

Seriously, have you people never heard of chairs and toilet paper?

You drag the chair over to the vicinity of the spider. You stand on the chair. You smoosh the spider in the toilet paper. You deposit toilet paper where it belongs. You flush. You announce loudly: Let that be a lesson to all the rest of you spiders.

Lather, rinse, repeat, as necessary.

Too much effort

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I'm not allowed to own a pet that has fur.

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On the bright side it saves electricity the down side is a vacuum is much faster, and I don't make the decisions

Problem solved

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They're not hypoallergenic though

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I have asthma and allergies. A vacuum with a filter is non negotiable in my house.

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If you complain enough, sometimes it influences the decision making....

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Respectful complaining that is.

 

[donaldtoo]

BAS, anyone...?

 

[donaldtoo]

And, of course, my DWIfeys very favorite creatures on earth...

 

[FutureCEO]

Must we post horrible pictures. We already post Halloween ones.


What's the first one? A rat dog. My aunt has a rat dog....wanted to kick it every time I saw it.

 

[tcool]

Problem solved

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They're not hypoallergenic though

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I have asthma and allergies. A vacuum with a filter is non negotiable in my house.

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If you complain enough, sometimes it influences the decision making....

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Respectful complaining that is.

That picture just reminded me that there's a stray cat without fur living near my house. Would that work?

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complaining I haven't used that method yet...

 

[StarWarsGirl]

BAS, anyone...?

And, of course, my DWIfeys very favorite creatures on earth...

Thanks for providing tonight's nightmare...

 

[donaldtoo]

How 'bout a silly, happy, smiling snake...?