Stuff Nobody Says

[PUSH]

How about the Chicago Cubs are going to win a World Series with in the next 100 years.

According to Back to the Future 2, they'll win it next year over the Marlins.

 

[PUSH]

Justin Bieber is a well-rounded young man who really knows his manners. He also makes great music!

 

[trr1]

doc me and my wife think my willie is way too big can you can you cut it in half

 

[Pocahontas]

Bing is my go to search engine.

 

[Pocahontas]

Your pants aren't sagging low enough.

 

[Brian & Jill]

I know I'm a day late but here it is.. Thank god it's Monday and I'm glad to be back to work...oh and of coarse I would love to work a 16 hour double shift!!!!!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Bing is my go to search engine.

Actually, I prefer Bing to Google except when it comes to maps.

 

[acishere]

Your pants aren't sagging low enough.

This guy might need that suggestion however...

 

[JenniferS]

Rum in my Dole Whip? That sound terrible!

Pizza is just not my thing.

These are actually both things I have said!

 

[Soarin' Over Pgh]

You haven't lived until you've fallen down an open sewer drain in the middle of the street! What a rush!

 

[PUSH]

These are actually both things I have said!

Yes, but you are a nobody.

Spoiler

Kidding! You're my favorite Canadian Sageteer! And I'm not just saying that because you're the only Canadian Sageteer!

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Wow, one bar on my cell phone! Awesome signal!

 

[Lucky]

Disney won't share its MagicBand tracking info with my parole officer, will they?

 

[PUSH]

Disney won't share its MagicBand tracking info with my parole officer, will they?

Um, yeah... nobody would say that...

 

[acishere]

I set up my mom's computer to run Windows 8 and she thought it was a piece of cake to use!

 

[PUSH]

I set up any piece of technology for my mom, and she thought it was a piece of cake to use!

 

[Nemo14]

I love winter!

 

[donaldtoo]

"I may be a little late for work. My unicorn won't start."

 

[MOXOMUMD]

Turkey bacon tastes just like regular bacon.

 

[donaldtoo]

Allergies are AWESOME!!!