You might be a redneck at WDW if...

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dxwwf3

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If you expect One Man's Dream to be about Robert E. Lee

If you can't wait for the rafts to Tom Sawyer Island and you just jump in and swim over.

If you expect to see the monster truck Bigfoot at Fantasyland.

If you are disappointed when Cirque du Solei does feature a bearded lady.
 

LilDucky

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dxwwf3 said:
If you expect One Man's Dream to be about Robert E. Lee
LMAO :lol:

You realize Goofy sounds a lot like Aunt June Mae :lookaroun

and looks like her too :lookaroun
 

ICP06

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dxwwf3 said:
If you can't wait for the rafts to Tom Sawyer Island and you just jump in and swim over.

If the rafts to Tom Sawyer Island are a replica of your personal yacht back home... only now fitted with a fancy-schmancy "enjin" [sic].

ICP06
 

trr313

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MayKit said:
I hope no one does take offense to this thread. I wasn't referring to people from the South, (which are as diverse as any other place) but as Jeff Foxworthy says: "There are rednecks everywhere you go."

I think this is a fun thread that makes us laugh, Jeff Foxworthy is so funny
 
dxwwf3 said:
If you expect One Man's Dream to be about Robert E. Lee
Way too funny! And I'm :lookaroun about the spiel on BTMRR...it hits a little too close to home, lol!

These are great, please keep 'em coming! :lol:
 

dxwwf3

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If you ask to take one of the cars on the Indy Speedway "muddin'"

If you wave your personal rebel flag proudly during the Two Brothers segment of the American Adventure

If you boo Lincoln at the Hall of Presidents

If you eat a four course meal at Cosmic Ray's Starlight Cafe

If you aren't offended that the only country to only have a counter service restaurant in World Showcase is America.

If the Yeti looks like the plastic bear sitting next to the pink flamingos in your front yard.

If you complain about the pavement at the Animal Kingdom being too hot for your bare feet.
 

Wilt Dasney

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You politely write the director of Epcot asking that a CSA pavilion be added to World Showcase

You wonder how long it will take Pres. Bush to deal with the Tower of Terror

Your final grade of Rock 'n' Roller Coaster drops by 2 letters when you realize the Allman Brothers are nowhere to be found

You think Candlelight Processional is nice and all...but is really lacking without Alabama's rendition of "Away in a Manger"

You spend 10 minutes asking a Guest Services manager where you can "ride the Sweet Tea Glasses" before she realizes you mean the Teacups
 

Wilt Dasney

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dxwwf3 said:
If you ask to take one of the cars on the Indy Speedway "muddin'"

If you boo Lincoln at the Hall of Presidents

If you complain about the pavement at the Animal Kingdom being too hot for your bare feet.

:sohappy: :lol:

I love this thread!
 

dxwwf3

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Wilt Dasney said:
You wonder how long it will take Pres. Bush to deal with the Tower of Terror

You spend 10 minutes asking a Guest Services manager where you can "ride the Sweet Tea Glasses" before she realizes you mean the Teacups

Gold Jerry Gold!
 

dxwwf3

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Ok three more before bed:

You are not impressed with the audio animatronics hanging on the wall in the Country Bear Jamboree. You have had talking heads mounted on your walls for years.

You try and sue Disney because you think you wrote the song "Mama, Don't Whip Little Buford"

You are upset that you cannot buy gum at the Disney parks. Now you can't figure out how you are going to keep your glasses on during the Rock N Roller Coaster.

Goodnight everyone you've been a wonderful audience and make sure to tip your waitress.
 

Number_6

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Your idea of getting dinner at the "Coral Reef" is bringing your fishin' pole to The Living Seas.

You enter the Disney Transportation Buses through the nearest open window.

You're upset when you go to Star Tours and realize the "Rebels" don't use the Stars and Bars for their logo.
 

Computer Magic

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  • you are disappointed that Turtle Talk is not a counter service featuring Turtle soup.
  • They won't allow your rod and tackle box in the living seas.
  • CM's won't allow your bass boat in Crescent Lake
 
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