The Awful Disney Fan-Fiction Game!

[Matt_Black]

The challenge in this thread is where each poster contributes one sentence to the craziest, most gosh-awful (but still PG) Disney fan-fiction. The only rule is no characters from any IPs not owned by Disney. I'll kick things out.

It was a lovely day at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave as President Winnie the Pooh sat in the White House wondering how much hunny he should serve at the next Press Corps dinner.

 

[trr1]

When in walked captain america who wanted president pooh to close the borders to the 1000000000 acre woods .( kind of like the one word game)

 

[Matt_Black]

"President Pooh, France has declared war on the United States by sending a one-man army of destruction to destroy her- GASTON!"

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Pooh responds, saying, "Oh bother. I wonder if he would just accept some pots of honey. He must not have something sweet to eat."

 

[Matt_Black]

"No good," responded the Star-Spangled Avenger, "because, as a Frenchman, the only things he enjoys in his mouth are cigarettes, rancid cheese, and condescending words."

 

[trr1]

then Vice President Jessica Rabbit asked treasurer Daffy duck to fund a party for her election

 

[Matt_Black]

"Listen, toots," exclaimed the treasurer with ruffled feathers, "I'm DONALD Duck, and you should know that, because Daffy is owned by AOL/ Time-Warner!"

*Disney characters only, please

 

[Hakunamatata]

Meanwhile, Kanga hops the fence at the whitehouse and makes a beeline to the Oval Office where

 

[Matt_Black]

she triggers the security system installed by Ludwig Von Drake- a death ray that incinerates her instantly.

 

[MinnieM123]

Chip and Dale, Official Spokes Chipmunks, issue an emergency press release, to explain the incident with Kanga.

 

[Matt_Black]

"Misters Chip and Dale- does this Kanga incident have anything to do with the news of Gaston attacking the United States?" asked WVRN correspondent Travis Marshal.

 

[seahawk7]

"In addition, " asks Marshal, " what will become of Roo?"

 

[trr1]

he will become a burger on Darth Vaders dinner plate said ironman

 

[Matt_Black]

"Mr. Stark, please leave; you're drunk again," whispered Dale to the inebriated armored Avenger.

 

[trr1]

But I was Invited to be the host Iron man said as he gave the president a vat of honey

 

[Matt_Black]

"But Mr. Stark, President Pooh is still in his office; you've just poured hunny on Secretary of State Prince Eric!"

 

[MinnieM123]

And as if things couldn't get more confusing for Prince Eric, the Secret Service just ordered everyone out of the White House; because they caught Stitch on surveillance cameras, unplugging all the telephones--and they're hunting him down now!

 

[Matt_Black]

At that same moment, a White House tour group including C-3PO and R2-D2 was making the rounds through the historic residence, just arriving at the Lincoln Bedroom.

 

[Bookworm500]

Then c3p0 said oh no

 

[Matt_Black]

"Boop beep whir beep beep boop fssht beep whir," responded R2-D2.