TAC said:
From a standpoint of characters, I'm disappointed with Universal. If my kids wanted pictures with those "characters," I'd ask for my money back.
I'll remember that logic the next time I see a 5 foot dwarf or a chubby Belle at Disney. Also, I don't think Cinderella's mice would be as tall as I am.
The Marvel characters had to be approved by Marvel Comics and Stan Lee. Universal did as much as they could with the comic book rights. That is why Wolverine is in the yellow and blue and Green Goblin looked like he did (he has been cut if it makes you feel better). Also, Capt. America shows up on a quad because it's a heck of a lot easier to manuver on the narrow streets of Marvel Island. Also, if it was a motorcycle, the character would have to be trained and that would cost more money.
I don't know what your beef is with Bluto and Olive Oil, they look like they did in the cartoon. The same with Woody Woodpecker and Scooby.
I am also sorry that there are not enough 7-8 foot people to play Shrek and Hulk for you. I guess God doesn't like having people who are tall enough to play real ogres.
You have to remember that no face character (unless you are lucky as heck) will exactly resemble what you want. The Blues Brothers can sneak by because they wear glasses and hats that hide half of their face. Straight face characters like the Flinstone characters and Lucy and Dezi are really frickin hard to find, so they have to get the best possible thing. Disney is forced to do the same, but are lucky in the fact they are giving human faces to animated characters, which gives a little more freedom in interpretation. That's how Jasmine and Snow White can be interchanged by just adding make-up. Not everyone can look just like Jim Belushi or Rosie O'Donell. If that fact is something that would prevent you from going to Uni, fine. The characters aren't there for the adults anyway, they are there for the kids.
And the Ghostbusters that you said were so out of place are the "New Ghostbusters" from the most recent cartoon adaptation. They used to do a stage show with Beetlejuice in the New York section.
Learning about the suspension of disbelief might help you enjoy theme parks a little bit more.