Monorail spiel

[erwinalber4]

So I somehow ended up watching a video of the Monorail on YouTube and some of the comments, within the last week, claimed that the old narrator is back. Can anyone confirm this? I won't have a chance to check it out until next month. I have a feeling its total you know what but it seems like several different posters were claiming this.

 

[WDITrent]

I. Sincerely. Hope. Not.

 

[cjk0318]

I was just on the Monorail today (Resort line and Express line) and I've heard Mr. GPS voice

 

[Justinj2]

GPS Voice is still active sadly.. My friend is on the monorail right now and as I'm talking to him I can hear the spiel in the background!

 

[montyz81]

I beleive the "please stay clear of the doors... Etc" part of the spiel is Jack Wagner. The rest is new.

 

[erwinalber4]

Thanks for the replies. I had a feeling it was still GPS.

 

[Cmdr_Crimson]

GPS Voice is still active sadly.. My friend is on the monorail right now and as I'm talking to him I can hear the spiel in the background!

I was just on the Monorail today (Resort line and Express line) and I've heard Mr. GPS voice

Thanks for the replies. I had a feeling it was still GPS.

That GPS Voice everyone is saying. Is voice actor Tom Kane.
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Tom-Kane/

You might recall him as the voices of These characters...
Prof. Utonium & HIM (Powerpuff Girls)

Mr. Herriman - Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

And of course..Yoda from The Star Wars Clone Wars

 

[erwinalber4]

That GPS Voice everyone is saying. Is voice actor Tom Kane.
http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Tom-Kane/

You might recall him as the voices of These characters...
Prof. Utonium & HIM (Powerpuff Girls)

Mr. Herriman - Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

And of course..Yoda from The Star Wars Clone Wars

Yeah I read that earlier today. Definitely an interesting find.

 

[tonganprince]

Still GPS guy. What I am wondering now is, do they all smell like urine?

I was on them three times last week and each time I walked in, it smelled like someone urinated in them.

 

[Yert3]

If they every got rid of Jack Wagner's "Please stand clear of the doors" spiel, I would cry. It's something so simple but to me it's an essential thing to hear while riding the monorail. I doubt that they will though, considering the sell T-shirts that say "¡Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas!"

 

[cjk0318]

Still GPS guy. What I am wondering now is, do they all smell like urine?

I was on them three times last week and each time I walked in, it smelled like someone urinated in them.

Monorail Gold smelt like a foot!

 

[englanddg]

Monorail Gold smelt like a foot!

No.

Monorail Gold smelled like mold.

and, along those lines...

Monorail Coral was anything but floral.
Monorail Black makes you want to turn back.
Monorail Red smelled like the dead.
Monorail Orange stank like rotting sporange (look it up, it's a word).
Monorail Yellow reeked like a stinky fellow.
Monorail Teal smelled of something unreal.
Monorail Lime was filthy with grime.
Monorail Green had a driver who was mean.
Monorail Blue stank to much to be true.
Monorail Silver makes you want to quiver.
Monorail Peach smells like driftwood on a beach.

Did I get them all?

 

[cjk0318]

No.

Monorail Gold smelled like mold.

and, along those lines...

Monorail Coral was anything but floral.
Monorail Black makes you want to turn back.
Monorail Red smelled like the dead.
Monorail Orange stank like rotting sporange (look it up, it's a word).
Monorail Yellow reeked like a stinky fellow.
Monorail Teal smelled of something unreal.
Monorail Lime was filthy with grime.
Monorail Green had a driver who was mean.
Monorail Blue stank to much to be true.
Monorail Silver makes you want to quiver.
Monorail Peach smells like driftwood on a beach.

Did I get them all?

This is perfect. Thank you.

 

[WDW97]

I rode them 4th of July week and all I have to say is that they were about as rough as Primeval Whirl! So bad as that we rodethe ferry back, which was nice since I hadnt ridden it in years.I know they are extra careful because of the accident in EPCOT a few years ago, so they have slow down and speed up to get enough space between each train but what about being careful of our necks and the ones who have to stand?

 

[disney4life2008]

I am sorry but the Monorail is not that magical experience that it seems people on here try to make it out to be.

 

[mousehockey37]

I am sorry but the Monorail is not that magical experience that it seems people on here try to make it out to be.

The magical experience is different for everyone. For some it's meeting Mickey, for others it's the monorail, for some it's the food... The list can go on.

 

[mousehockey37]

I rode them 4th of July week and all I have to say is that they were about as rough as Primeval Whirl! So bad as that we rodethe ferry back, which was nice since I hadnt ridden it in years.I know they are extra careful because of the accident in EPCOT a few years ago, so they have slow down and speed up to get enough space between each train but what about being careful of our necks and the ones who have to stand?

That's why the recording tells you to hold onto the handrails if you're standing

 

[erwinalber4]

Still GPS guy. What I am wondering now is, do they all smell like urine?

I was on them three times last week and each time I walked in, it smelled like someone urinated in them.

I haven't smelled urine but I've smelled my fair share of tourist BO. Also, some of them feels like the AC is barely working if at all. (Can't remember the color).

 

[Dragonrider1227]

I rode the monorail a month ago and it smelled alright to me.
How did we go from monrail spiel to monorail smells?

 

[sweetpee_1993]

Mr. Herriman - Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

OMG OMG OMG!!!! We looooove Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!!!!