American Royalty...

ogryn

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
...is Paris Hilton (or so she-thinks.... apparently)
Hilton demands royal wedding
Friday, July 1 2005, 10:19 BST -- by Daniel Saney

Paris Hilton has announced that she wants her upcoming wedding to Paris Latsis to take place in London's Westminster Abbey, St. Paul's Cathedral or Windsor Castle.

However, since the fact that she isn't actually royalty could prove a slight problem, she has apparently written to Prince Charles seeking permission.

Contactmusic.com quote her as saying: "I've always wanted to be a princess on my big day and only a wedding in England could make that happen.

"I've got my heart set on a ceremony at St Paul's or Westminster, but I've had to write to the Prince to ask for a dispensation because I don't qualify.

"But the actual event is going to have a royal theme and London is the only place to do that. I'm the closest thing to American royalty anyway."


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Ha............................No
 

mkt

Disney's Favorite Scumbag™
Premium Member
i thought the Kennedys were the American Royal family... I'm confused
 

Erika

Moderator
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Oh, this is too good to be true.
 

Maria

New Member
Wow.... you, americans, "almost" have a queen!
LMAO
How can someone say something that stupid? Wait... she is a natural blonde, right?
j/k blondes! ;)
 

MouseMadness

Well-Known Member
SIR90210 said:
Well, people do bow down to her... :lookaroun

No, I think she's actually the one...


who does...


the...


never mind. :lookaroun

I heard that J.Lo asked for a personal meeting with the pope to be married in the church (this was back in the Bennifer days) even though her previous marraige(s) were not anulled yet. :lol: I dunno if that one is true, but OMG is it delightful! :lol: Such jackasses. :rolleyes:

Vince, add J.Lo to my list! :lol: :lookaroun
 

Shaman

Well-Known Member
Shame on all of you...how dare you mock such a beloved royal figure....

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:lookaroun :lol: :lookaroun
(thats hot!)
 

TAC

New Member
:lookaroun Wrong position. Do you think she spends a lot of time on her knees ?

MouseMadness said:
No, I think she's actually the one...


who does...


the...


never mind. :lookaroun
 

Shaman

Well-Known Member
TAC said:
:lookaroun Wrong position. Do you think she spends a lot of time on her knees ?

Perhaps we should consult the royal footage of nocturnal activities to make a more accurate assessment...

:lookaroun
 

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