Where in the World is Bob Saget?

[Nemo14]

Not at all. I have the book.
A few of them, actually.

which book(s)?

 

[StarWarsGirl]

So you are having a true MONDAY. Sorry.

Yeah, it got worse from there. She introduced me as her granddaughter, not her step granddaughter. I got asked later what I was doing this weekend. I said that we were having my grandmother over, and then had to explain that it was her husband's ex wife. Then she came over and talked to me while I was on the electricity. When I was lying flat on my back. You can sit up, but usually I opt to lay down. Should've opted to sit up.

 

[Gabe1]

Yeah, it got worse from there. She introduced me as her granddaughter, not her step granddaughter. I got asked later what I was doing this weekend. I said that we were having my grandmother over, and then had to explain that it was her husband's ex wife. Then she came over and talked to me while I was on the electricity. When I was lying flat on my back. You can sit up, but usually I opt to lay down. Should've opted to sit up.

Hmpf! Awkward doesn't cover that. Is there still a Grandpa?

 

[PUSH]

Hmm. I was just thinking that "business ethics" might be an oxymoron (well, at least for some businesses).

They must have taken "Meg 101" in college.

 

[PUSH]

@Nemo14 is very patriotic! I am too, but I think I'll find one that's a bit more patriotic.

 

[Zweiland]

@Nemo14 is very patriotic! I am too, but I think I'll find one that's a bit more patriotic.

More patriotic than Sam the Eagle? Nonsense.

 

[PUSH]

More patriotic than Sam the Eagle? Nonsense.

The only thing more patriotic than Sam the Eagle is Sam the Eagle with an American flag in the background.

 

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[PUSH]

It's Monday Pun Day!

 

[Nemo14]

It's Monday Pun Day!

Now where did I put those crimpers?

 

[englanddg]

@Meglodumb would be proud...

 

[PUSH]

Now where did I put those crimpers?

I think Meg stole them.

 

[MOXOMUMD]

#toofunny

 

[donaldtoo]

(passes my tomato to donaldtoo)

*scarfs tomato in the blink of an eye*

 

[PUSH]

*scarfs tomato in the blink of an eye*

Did somebody say something about tomatoes and scarves?

 

[Gabe1]

*scarfs tomato in the blink of an eye*

 

[donaldtoo]

No. That's why we make it pretty!
The maple syrup smell is just a bonus.

Cool!
I'll need a few samples for "test-sniffing", please.