You are truly a sad, strange little man if TWO DOLLARS for a towel rental sends you off the deep end about "pixie dust prices" when the industry standard appears to either be $4 or making you buy one for $20+. The price of the hotel room has nothing to do with the water park. Your logic is akin to demanding free soda, socks, bike rentals, or a copy of The Little Mermaid on Blu-ray just because you happen to have two nights booked at Port Orleans. Your entitlement mentality of "I DESERVE free things" is a sad commentary on the American psyche in 2015. Everyone today is a man-child stuck in the "that's not faaaair" mentality of a second grade girl. Two dollars for a towel rental? Disney is evil and its fans snort pixie dust. HBO too expensive? Pirate Game of Thrones and use your mom's GO password for True Detective. Can't find a good job? Protest Walmart and demand that the government fix all your problems.