10. Doug: Live!... A rip off of the Nickelodeon/Disney series, Doug. You should face the facts, Doug belonged to Nickelodeon, not Disney. A tacky job in production, only lasted from 1999 to 2001 at Hollywood Studios.
9. The Great Movie Ride... filled with incredibly outdated films in which most of everyone is probably not even familiar with "Singing in the Rain". Some updated movies could be added to the attraction, and the animatronics are outdated as well. Although the movie and the Wizard of Oz scene is enjoyable. Perhaps some updated movies in the video scene, even tho there's a 1 second clip of Finding Nemo.
8. Original Universe of Energy... This is one of the retro rides that gave Epcot it's bad reputation on being "boring", and it was an extremely boring attraction. The best parts of it were the preshow and dinosaur scenes. Luckily, the replacement with Ellen and Jeapordy was a fairly good decision with a 70% chance of entertainment.
7. The Making of Me... as much as I hate to rat out on anything in the Wonders of Life pavilion, this truly was a Disney fail. You don't expect to go to a Disney theme park and find a movie that teaches kids how babies are made. It's just not right, in any theme park really. Although it did have some pretty good and funny parts, not the worst but an embarassing attraction for Disney to even own.
6. Food Rocks... Personally I love this old show, but it did have it's mistakes. The script, music, and characters were great! The show was very funny, but the fact that Disney decided to use plastic 2D cut-outs made it a cheasy attraction. This could have been a really good show, if it weren't for the cheasy AA's, so you either have to like it for the comedy, music, and script, or just hate it because Disney went cheap on the very last step.
5. The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management... A show that basically makes fun of the original Tiki Room show. In which it replaced the original because of it's low audience, but got even a lower amount of audience 2 years after it opened. Starred by Iago and Zazu, Iago basically ruins the whole show with outdated music the half of the 16 and unders haven't even heard of before. Thank gosh it caught on fire and destroyed Iago, he had it coming. Zazu shouldn't be punished tho, he was actually trying to defend the tiki room, so let's just rip off his current feathers and replace them with orange ones!
4. The 3 Cabelleros... A cheap ride in the Mexico pavilion looking at random videos of Donald having a good time in mexico when all of a sudden his two friends (that basically nobody has heard of) comes to wreck the day with a concert. The only kind-of good part about this ride is the Mexican version of It's a Small World.. El Rio del Tiempo at least was enjoyable with real Mexican culture.
3. Journey into YOUR Imagination/Journey into your Imagination with Figment... these two attraction have been named as the worst attraction in Disney history by many people, tho not enough to get to #1. The first version basically did not include figment like it did in the original, nor Dreamfinder. Imagination and Scientists just don't seem to please tourists I guess. Luckily Figment came back to please the 5 and under year-olds.
2. Stitch's Great Escape... I truly think this replaced ALIEN Encounter because Disney wanted to use a Disney character, and not a Universal movie. Not because it frightened children. Who knows why Disney is so willing to get Stitch in a successful ride at a Disney theme park!? Stitch has been a failure in all classes of rides so far: Talking with Stitch, Tortured by stitch, watching a show that only lasted 2 months with stitch and Screwing up the Tiki Room..with stitch. Keep him in the parades and meet and greets and he'll fit perfectly there. People don't want to be burped in the face by a chili dog and have their hair messed with by a slimy alien anymore, okay?
1/2. Journey into Narnia: Prince Caspian... Honestly, this is just an advertisement for the film. The most work Disney did into this "ride" was a big door. Enter the door, and see a boring film on how Narnia is a great movie and that you should spend your money and by it! This ranks very close to Sounds Dangerous...
1. Sounds Dangerous... Strap some old/broken headphones on worn by millions of strangers since it's opening in a run-down theater with uncomfortable seats and watch a low quality film of Drew Carry sticking a camera in his mouth. Honestly there are no words on how to describe how horrible this attraction is. It's so horrible the WDWMagic forum users barely think about it anymore!
- WondersOfLife
The last original pavilion. :king:
9. The Great Movie Ride... filled with incredibly outdated films in which most of everyone is probably not even familiar with "Singing in the Rain". Some updated movies could be added to the attraction, and the animatronics are outdated as well. Although the movie and the Wizard of Oz scene is enjoyable. Perhaps some updated movies in the video scene, even tho there's a 1 second clip of Finding Nemo.
8. Original Universe of Energy... This is one of the retro rides that gave Epcot it's bad reputation on being "boring", and it was an extremely boring attraction. The best parts of it were the preshow and dinosaur scenes. Luckily, the replacement with Ellen and Jeapordy was a fairly good decision with a 70% chance of entertainment.
7. The Making of Me... as much as I hate to rat out on anything in the Wonders of Life pavilion, this truly was a Disney fail. You don't expect to go to a Disney theme park and find a movie that teaches kids how babies are made. It's just not right, in any theme park really. Although it did have some pretty good and funny parts, not the worst but an embarassing attraction for Disney to even own.
6. Food Rocks... Personally I love this old show, but it did have it's mistakes. The script, music, and characters were great! The show was very funny, but the fact that Disney decided to use plastic 2D cut-outs made it a cheasy attraction. This could have been a really good show, if it weren't for the cheasy AA's, so you either have to like it for the comedy, music, and script, or just hate it because Disney went cheap on the very last step.
5. The Enchanted Tiki Room: Under New Management... A show that basically makes fun of the original Tiki Room show. In which it replaced the original because of it's low audience, but got even a lower amount of audience 2 years after it opened. Starred by Iago and Zazu, Iago basically ruins the whole show with outdated music the half of the 16 and unders haven't even heard of before. Thank gosh it caught on fire and destroyed Iago, he had it coming. Zazu shouldn't be punished tho, he was actually trying to defend the tiki room, so let's just rip off his current feathers and replace them with orange ones!
4. The 3 Cabelleros... A cheap ride in the Mexico pavilion looking at random videos of Donald having a good time in mexico when all of a sudden his two friends (that basically nobody has heard of) comes to wreck the day with a concert. The only kind-of good part about this ride is the Mexican version of It's a Small World.. El Rio del Tiempo at least was enjoyable with real Mexican culture.
3. Journey into YOUR Imagination/Journey into your Imagination with Figment... these two attraction have been named as the worst attraction in Disney history by many people, tho not enough to get to #1. The first version basically did not include figment like it did in the original, nor Dreamfinder. Imagination and Scientists just don't seem to please tourists I guess. Luckily Figment came back to please the 5 and under year-olds.
2. Stitch's Great Escape... I truly think this replaced ALIEN Encounter because Disney wanted to use a Disney character, and not a Universal movie. Not because it frightened children. Who knows why Disney is so willing to get Stitch in a successful ride at a Disney theme park!? Stitch has been a failure in all classes of rides so far: Talking with Stitch, Tortured by stitch, watching a show that only lasted 2 months with stitch and Screwing up the Tiki Room..with stitch. Keep him in the parades and meet and greets and he'll fit perfectly there. People don't want to be burped in the face by a chili dog and have their hair messed with by a slimy alien anymore, okay?
1/2. Journey into Narnia: Prince Caspian... Honestly, this is just an advertisement for the film. The most work Disney did into this "ride" was a big door. Enter the door, and see a boring film on how Narnia is a great movie and that you should spend your money and by it! This ranks very close to Sounds Dangerous...
1. Sounds Dangerous... Strap some old/broken headphones on worn by millions of strangers since it's opening in a run-down theater with uncomfortable seats and watch a low quality film of Drew Carry sticking a camera in his mouth. Honestly there are no words on how to describe how horrible this attraction is. It's so horrible the WDWMagic forum users barely think about it anymore!
- WondersOfLife
The last original pavilion. :king:
