The Kalikimaka Tiki Room
Closing overnight The Enchanted Tiki Room will become The Kalikimaka Tiki Room. Each of the bird animatronics will be given santa hats of various designs, some will have jingle bells, others will be reindeer antlers. Some birds will even be wearing a scarf. Outside in the preshow the tikis will be replaced with sandmen which wear tiki masks where there faces are. Inside the "windows" the plants will be replaced with new foliage in the forms of decorated palm trees and poinsettias. Christmas lights, tinsel, garland, and jingle bells will decorate the alcoves above guests, and the monument in the center.
Script
The preshow will stay the same
Jose: My siestas are getting 'chorter and 'chorter. Oh look at all the people! Welcome to The Kalikimaka Tiki Room. Hey Michael mi amigo, pay attention - it's 'cho time.
Michael: So it is, and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me. Pierre you rascal you, let's put on the show.
Pierre: Mon ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on ze show.
(wolf whistle) Oh, pardon madam, that whistle was for my good friend, Fritz.
Fritz: Ach du liebe! I almost fell out of my upper perch. Glad to see you all aboard, er, ashow, or hehehe, wherever you are! Mien goodness, you're all schtaring at us - we better start the show rrrolling.
Michael: Wait, wait, we forgot to wake up the glee club (shrill whistle).
(birds start chirping and the room fills with the sound of singing birds)
Jose: Ole, ole it's 'cho time.
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you, If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too.
All: Altogether!
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Fritz: I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.
Jose: Si, so low we can't HEAR you.
Pierre: My voice may not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world.
Michael: Jawohl, but the trouble is - it's not FAR enough out of this world. Isn't that right Herr Schmidt? Whoo hoo! I see Schmidt has no hair!
Jose: Mi amigos stop the clucking, you sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance:
Michael: The boys in the back are called macaws.
Jose: Because of their claws?
Michael: No because they're macaws!
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan,
and two can sound better than one toucan can.
(toucan hooting)
Michael: The bird of paradise is an elegant bird,
It likes to be seen, and it loves to be heard.
Most little birdies will fly away,
But the Tiki Room birds are here everyday.
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree,
We hope that is fills you with pleasure and glee,
Because if we don't make you feel like that,
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Pierre: Our magnificent production is yet to come,
So strum the guitar, and beat the drum.
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us,
So come on and join us in another chorus!
Everyone: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Michael: A little softer...
Everyone: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: A little louder...
Everyone: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room!
Jose: And now señor and señoritas,
Please place yours eyes into the center, of the room that is,
Fritz: Ack, ja, and the wunderba bird mobile.
It has birds on it, and it goes rrround and rrround.
That's why we call it a bird mobile!
Michael: Look! Here come the girls!
Pierre: Madame and Monsieur, introducing the lovely ladies of ensemble,
Just like the Folies Bergere, with only feathers.
There's Colette, 'ello Colette, Suzette, hello Mimi, Gigi, Fifi, ah, hehehe, Josephine...
Jose: I wonder what happened to Rosita?
(birds begin to whistle)
Jose: And now, a holly jolly tune.
Girls: We're dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones we wished to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
Jose: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
Michael: May your days be merry and bright
Pierre: And may all your Christmases be white
Everyone: We're dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones we wished to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
We're dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card we write
"May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white"
Michael: And now ladies and gentlemen, we have somethin' really big for you.
Fritz: Ja, the birds stand still, und the Tiki Room flies away!
Pierre: Mon ami, quit talking while I'm interrupting.
Ladies and gentlemen, now we present direct from the islands, a holiday carol!
Flowers: Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Totem Poles: hiki mai 'o Kana Kaloka
mai ka 'aina hau 'anu
lele mai i Hawai'i
me na kia punahcle
Kani mai na pele e
Kani oli, kanike
Kani mai na pele e
Mele Kalikimaka
Flowers: Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause
right down Santa Clause lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer are pulling on the rein
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Entire Tiki Room: He 'eke nui kana
piha pono i na makana
He mea ho'ohau'oli
ia kakou no apau
Kani mai na pele e
Kani oli, kanike
Kani mai na pele e
Mele Kalikimaka
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
hang your stockings and say your prayers
Mele Kalikimaka
Santa Claus comes tonight
Mele Kalikimaka
Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause, here comes Canta Clause
(loud jingle bells, and lights glowing - birds squaking and carrying on)
Fritz: Be cheerful me fine friends,
The gods have been gladdened by all the celebratin'.
Pierre: Monsieur and Madamme, it's time to say adieu,
But we hope you will always remember the amazing things which happened here,
In The Kalikimaka Tiki Room! There's only one treat 'eft
Entire Tiki Room: Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Jose: Ole', ole', applause, let's give the birds a standing ovation,
Applause, up, up, down there, applause, everybody stand up on your feet, ole'!
Michael: And now, as long as you're all standin'.
Jose: We have a wonderful magic trick for you.
Fritz: Ja, a wunderba trick. Everybody... Face the door...
Und the trick is, we gonna make you all... disappear!
Entire Tiki Room: Heigh Ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go,
We hope you've all enjoyed the show heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, keep marching in a row,
Don't stop to look or read a book heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, just lift your feet and go,
You sing this song, you march along, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, step lively not so slow,
Come back again we'll see you then, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, make room for our next show,
There's boats outside go take a ride heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go,
We hope you've all enjoyed the show, heigh ho, heigh ho!
Set List:
- The Enchanted Tiki Room
- White Christmas
- Kana Kaloka (Here Comes Santa Claus)
- Mele Kalikimaka
- Heigh Ho
I hope you all enjoyed this quick little read. Hope y'all have a safe Christmas. Happy Holidays everyone!
Closing overnight The Enchanted Tiki Room will become The Kalikimaka Tiki Room. Each of the bird animatronics will be given santa hats of various designs, some will have jingle bells, others will be reindeer antlers. Some birds will even be wearing a scarf. Outside in the preshow the tikis will be replaced with sandmen which wear tiki masks where there faces are. Inside the "windows" the plants will be replaced with new foliage in the forms of decorated palm trees and poinsettias. Christmas lights, tinsel, garland, and jingle bells will decorate the alcoves above guests, and the monument in the center.
Script
The preshow will stay the same
Jose: My siestas are getting 'chorter and 'chorter. Oh look at all the people! Welcome to The Kalikimaka Tiki Room. Hey Michael mi amigo, pay attention - it's 'cho time.
Michael: So it is, and what darlin' people I have sittin' under me. Pierre you rascal you, let's put on the show.
Pierre: Mon ami, I am always ready, as you say, to put on ze show.
(wolf whistle) Oh, pardon madam, that whistle was for my good friend, Fritz.
Fritz: Ach du liebe! I almost fell out of my upper perch. Glad to see you all aboard, er, ashow, or hehehe, wherever you are! Mien goodness, you're all schtaring at us - we better start the show rrrolling.
Michael: Wait, wait, we forgot to wake up the glee club (shrill whistle).
(birds start chirping and the room fills with the sound of singing birds)
Jose: Ole, ole it's 'cho time.
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: Welcome to our tropical hideaway, you lucky people you, If we weren't in the show starting right away, we'd be in the audience too.
All: Altogether!
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Fritz: I sing so beautiful, I should sing solo.
Jose: Si, so low we can't HEAR you.
Pierre: My voice may not be so marvelous, but my profile is out of this world.
Michael: Jawohl, but the trouble is - it's not FAR enough out of this world. Isn't that right Herr Schmidt? Whoo hoo! I see Schmidt has no hair!
Jose: Mi amigos stop the clucking, you sound like a bunch of old hens. There's a lot of birds waiting to go on. For instance:
Michael: The boys in the back are called macaws.
Jose: Because of their claws?
Michael: No because they're macaws!
And our fine feathered friend is a jolly toucan,
and two can sound better than one toucan can.
(toucan hooting)
Michael: The bird of paradise is an elegant bird,
It likes to be seen, and it loves to be heard.
Most little birdies will fly away,
But the Tiki Room birds are here everyday.
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: Our show is delightful, we hope you'll agree,
We hope that is fills you with pleasure and glee,
Because if we don't make you feel like that,
We're gonna wind up on a lady's hat!
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Jose: All the birds sing words,
Michael: And the flowers croon,
All: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Pierre: Our magnificent production is yet to come,
So strum the guitar, and beat the drum.
We've been a hit, and we know you adore us,
So come on and join us in another chorus!
Everyone: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
Michael: A little softer...
Everyone: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room.
Michael: A little louder...
Everyone: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room,
All the birds sing words and the flowers croon,
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room!
Jose: And now señor and señoritas,
Please place yours eyes into the center, of the room that is,
Fritz: Ack, ja, and the wunderba bird mobile.
It has birds on it, and it goes rrround and rrround.
That's why we call it a bird mobile!
Michael: Look! Here come the girls!
Pierre: Madame and Monsieur, introducing the lovely ladies of ensemble,
Just like the Folies Bergere, with only feathers.
There's Colette, 'ello Colette, Suzette, hello Mimi, Gigi, Fifi, ah, hehehe, Josephine...
Jose: I wonder what happened to Rosita?
(birds begin to whistle)
Jose: And now, a holly jolly tune.
Girls: We're dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones we wished to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
Jose: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card I write
Michael: May your days be merry and bright
Pierre: And may all your Christmases be white
Everyone: We're dreaming of a white Christmas
Just like the ones we wished to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
To hear sleigh bells in the snow
We're dreaming of a white Christmas
With every Christmas card we write
"May your days be merry and bright
And may all your Christmases be white"
Michael: And now ladies and gentlemen, we have somethin' really big for you.
Fritz: Ja, the birds stand still, und the Tiki Room flies away!
Pierre: Mon ami, quit talking while I'm interrupting.
Ladies and gentlemen, now we present direct from the islands, a holiday carol!
Flowers: Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Totem Poles: hiki mai 'o Kana Kaloka
mai ka 'aina hau 'anu
lele mai i Hawai'i
me na kia punahcle
Kani mai na pele e
Kani oli, kanike
Kani mai na pele e
Mele Kalikimaka
Flowers: Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause
right down Santa Clause lane
Vixen and Blitzen and all his reindeer are pulling on the rein
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
hang your stockings and say your prayers 'cause Santa Claus comes tonight
Entire Tiki Room: He 'eke nui kana
piha pono i na makana
He mea ho'ohau'oli
ia kakou no apau
Kani mai na pele e
Kani oli, kanike
Kani mai na pele e
Mele Kalikimaka
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is merry and bright
hang your stockings and say your prayers
Mele Kalikimaka
Santa Claus comes tonight
Mele Kalikimaka
Here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause, here comes Canta Clause
(loud jingle bells, and lights glowing - birds squaking and carrying on)
Fritz: Be cheerful me fine friends,
The gods have been gladdened by all the celebratin'.
Pierre: Monsieur and Madamme, it's time to say adieu,
But we hope you will always remember the amazing things which happened here,
In The Kalikimaka Tiki Room! There's only one treat 'eft
Entire Tiki Room: Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night
Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way to say Merry Christmas to you
Jose: Ole', ole', applause, let's give the birds a standing ovation,
Applause, up, up, down there, applause, everybody stand up on your feet, ole'!
Michael: And now, as long as you're all standin'.
Jose: We have a wonderful magic trick for you.
Fritz: Ja, a wunderba trick. Everybody... Face the door...
Und the trick is, we gonna make you all... disappear!
Entire Tiki Room: Heigh Ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go,
We hope you've all enjoyed the show heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, keep marching in a row,
Don't stop to look or read a book heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, just lift your feet and go,
You sing this song, you march along, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, step lively not so slow,
Come back again we'll see you then, heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, make room for our next show,
There's boats outside go take a ride heigh ho, heigh ho,
Heigh ho heigh ho, heigh ho, it's out the door you go,
We hope you've all enjoyed the show, heigh ho, heigh ho!
Set List:
- The Enchanted Tiki Room
- White Christmas
- Kana Kaloka (Here Comes Santa Claus)
- Mele Kalikimaka
- Heigh Ho
I hope you all enjoyed this quick little read. Hope y'all have a safe Christmas. Happy Holidays everyone!
