Suddenly, the ground beneath Clementine and Michael began to crack and tremble. "What's happening?!" Clementine shrieked. "Oh GOD, maybe I AM ON DRUGS," Michael shouted. Clementine's desk fell into an opening in the now-torn carpet. Both ducked out of the way, just narrowly avoiding falling in themselves. The walls of the office began to crumble and turn to rubble and dust. Michael's drawing fluttered from his hands and into the gaping hole in the earth.
"NO! GOD NO! NOOOOOOOO!"
"Mr. Scott - you have to let it go. We need to get to higher ground."
"Did someone say higher ground?"
Both Michael and Clementine looked to see a youthful Obi-Wan Kenobi standing high above them.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi? This is no time for a Jedi Master. We're in the middle of an earthquake here."
Obi-Wan did a front flip to the level of Michael and Clementine, just barely missing his untimely fall into the expanding earth fissure. "A Jedi always knows how to resolve an earthquake." No sooner had Obi-Wan said this than did a fissure in the ground swallow him up. Michael and Clementine looked at each other in confusion. Obi-Wan shouted from down below "BY THE POWER OF THE FORCE, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!" Suddenly, music began to play. Jazzy, '70s-like folk music.
Clementine shrieked: "GOBLINS!"
Horrific, disgusting goblins from the The Hobbit (1977) began to emerge from the cracks of the earth, ropes and chains at hand. Michael and Clementine were immediately tied-up and pulled underground by the grunting, giggling goblins.
"NO! GOD NO! NOOOOOOOO!"
"Mr. Scott - you have to let it go. We need to get to higher ground."
"Did someone say higher ground?"
Both Michael and Clementine looked to see a youthful Obi-Wan Kenobi standing high above them.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi? This is no time for a Jedi Master. We're in the middle of an earthquake here."
Obi-Wan did a front flip to the level of Michael and Clementine, just barely missing his untimely fall into the expanding earth fissure. "A Jedi always knows how to resolve an earthquake." No sooner had Obi-Wan said this than did a fissure in the ground swallow him up. Michael and Clementine looked at each other in confusion. Obi-Wan shouted from down below "BY THE POWER OF THE FORCE, WHAT ARE THESE THINGS?!" Suddenly, music began to play. Jazzy, '70s-like folk music.
Clementine shrieked: "GOBLINS!"
Horrific, disgusting goblins from the The Hobbit (1977) began to emerge from the cracks of the earth, ropes and chains at hand. Michael and Clementine were immediately tied-up and pulled underground by the grunting, giggling goblins.
