Storytime!!

[EagleScout610]

I know this has been done before but.....

It was a Zip a Dee Doo Dah Day for Br'er Rabbit, when....

 

[trr1]

all of a sudden Br'er Fox caught and ate him

 

[EagleScout610]

But Br'er Bear made Br'er Fox spit him out. Then Hulk appeared

 

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Hulk then ate Br'er Rabbit, Br'er Fox and Br'er Bear.

 

[JenniferS]

Hulk got indigestion, and sadly broke "the streak". Vomit-free since 12/96 no more.

 

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Hulk decided to seek medical attention at the nearest hospital.

 

[JenniferS]

The nearest hospital did not have a gurney sturdy enough to support his substantial weight ... and Hulk crashed to the floor, breaking his coccyx.

 

[EagleScout610]

Where it turned out Baloo was the doctor and Pooh was the nurse.

 

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But both Baloo and Pooh were on lunch break, so Dr. Gary Busey was called to duty.

 

[JenniferS]

But both Baloo and Pooh were on lunch break, so Dr. Gary Busey was called to duty.

Unfortunately, Gary had brought his pet goat to work that day ... and everyone knows how Hulk feels about goats.

 

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Hulk was allergic to multiple, multiple things... but the thing he was most allergic to was goats.

 

[EagleScout610]

Then as Hulk attached the goat, Goofy watched the fight

 

[JenniferS]

It is illegal to just watch a fight in this County, so Goofy was arrested under the Good Samaritan statute and sent to jail ... where he shared a cell with Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer.

 

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Unfortunately the cell didn't get good reception in jail, so they had to use a landline instead. How prehistoric! they thought.

 

[EagleScout610]

But then Disco Yeti bailed him out

 

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But then Disco Yeti remembered he left his strobe lights on at home. Yeti feared the electricity bill be would be receiving.

 

[EagleScout610]

But it turned out an old lady had turned the light off for him

 

[JenniferS]

And everyone went to bed. Good night.

 

[PUSH]

When everyone woke up, Yeti went out to get the morning paper. Once outside, he noticed the old lady had fallen on the stoop and couldn't get up. Yeti pretended he didn't see anything and went back inside for his cup o' Joe.

 

[EagleScout610]

Yeti found out Br'er Bear was drinking his coffee and Big Al had used up all the sugar