Redneck Neighbor

[SpongeScott]

Here is a link to a very funny story about a guy telling about his neighbor in Georgia. It's very long, but also funny, especially if you live in the south. If you don't, then this will give you an understanding of how SOME people down here actually live. Be sure and look at the pictures as you go along in the read.

http://www.knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm

 

[WDWSwashbuckler]

I swear this is one of the saddest things I've read in my entire life...

 

[Erika]

Scott, that is HILARIOUS!!!! I read the whole thing :lol:

 

[crazygirley]

That made my day! I have neighbors just like that!!! Only it isn't that they build things and burn things down, my neighbors prefer to fight and argue on their driveway outside instead of in the privacy of their home. I can tell you just about everything about them.

 

[LaughOutLoud]

You know your neighbor is a redneck when....


Possum and other various animal traps appear in their yard.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

You Spams may have the condition known as redneck, but do you know if their are many sufferers of purple helmet?:dazzle:

 

[Yellow Shoes]

...backs slowly away from Snapper, being careful not to take her eyes off him

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by happy snapper
You Spams may have the condition known as redneck, but do you know if their are many sufferers of purple helmet?:dazzle:

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by Steamboat_Kevin

THink about it Kev :lol: Also known as the purple headed warrior

 

[Steamboat_Kevin]

Originally posted by Erika
THink about it Kev :lol: Also known as the purple headed warrior

Uuuuuuhhhhhhh.....
I still don't get it

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Originally posted by Erika
THink about it Kev :lol: Also known as the purple headed warrior

Erika, you spondifferous female form, you know too much of my slang terminology for you’re own good.:animwink:

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by happy snapper
Erika, you spondifferous female form, you know too much of my slang terminology for you’re own good.:animwink:

Not so much :lol: I have no idea what spondifferous is :wave:

 

[SirNim]

if you're afraid they might discover your redneck past...

there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past...




just find a place where no one knows of your redneck past...

yeah, you can easily dispose of your redneck past...

you'll show them all back home...




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That's soo funny!!!!:lol:
:sohappy:

 

[Brett]

Classic!!! The Jesus statue on the mailbox is friggin' classic!

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by Brett
Classic!!! The Jesus statue on the mailbox is friggin' classic!

Nothing says Christian like a Jesus statue atop a bunch of stolen bricks :lol:

 

[tenchu]

Originally posted by happy snapper
Erika, you spondifferous female form, you know too much of my slang terminology for you’re own good.:animwink:

Ah, but do you wonder how she knows about puple helmets? :animwink:

 

[Coronado]

From Richard Cranium

 

[Erika]

Originally posted by Coronado
From Richard Cranium

ROFLMAOPIMP (did take me a second, though)

 

[EmeraldDolphin]

I had gotten that website from a friend back in October... I laughed outloud while I read it, and my kids came in to check out why I was laughing so hard! :lol: I'll have to read it again when I'm feeling down... it's sure to brighten my day!

 

[tigsmom]

And I thought my neighbors were bad!!! Makes me want to count my blessings. Guess I can put up with living on lovers lane/party alley this summer.