Re-casting Cranium Command (Hypothetically speaking)

[trdisneyfan]

Hypothetically speaking...

If they were to update the Cranium Command film, which celebrities would you cast in each role - right/left brain, heart, stomach, adrenaline, bladder, etc?

Both realistic and tongue-in-cheek suggestions are welcome...

 

[Captain Hank]

Hmmmm, what about Ben Stein for the left brain?

 

[Legacy]

Janene Garafelo- Left Brain
Adam Sandler - Adrenaline
Will Ferrel- Stomach
The Rock- The heart (he's big enough to only need one, if two are needed... don't know)
Mike Myers- Right Brain

ummm... what else is there?

 

[General Grizz]

Left Brain
Right Brain
Adrenaline
Stomach
Heart 1/Heart 2
Lungs (small appearance)
Bladder (small appearance)
Hypothalamus (voice)

I'd have to really think about this one. . .give me a lil while.

 

[Legacy]

Thanks Grizz...

Lungs- Bill O'Reilly :lookaroun (kidding), um... I'm honestly not sure on that one...
Bladder- Dave Chappelle
I figured out two hearts... Jay and Silent Bob

Hypothalamus should stay the same, if it has to change, Ben Stein.

 

[speck76]

Left Brain Al Franken

Right Brain Ariana Huffington

Adrenaline Pierce Brosnan

Stomach Emeril

Heart 1 The Rock

Heart 2 Tony Little

Lungs (small appearance) Julianne Moore

Bladder (small appearance) Rob Schneider

Hypothalamus (voice) Greg Kinnear

 

[Legacy]

Hey Speck... why Pierce Brosnan?

 

[speck76]

Hey Speck... why Pierce Brosnan?

looking for the "James Bond" adreneline pumping action version of him.....plus, some Brit in the show would class it up a bit

 

[Legacy]

looking for the "James Bond" adreneline pumping action version of him.....plus, some Brit in the show would class it up a bit

What? Dave Chappelle would provide plenty of class... :lookaroun

 

[speck76]

What? Dave Chappelle would provide plenty of class... :lookaroun

I have met Dave....off-stage, you are actually right.

 

[NemoRocks78]

Left Brain - Jerry Stiller
Right Brain - Ben Stiller
Adrenaline - The Rock
Stomach - Cedric the Entertainer
Heart 1 - Will Smith
Heart 2 - Martin Lawrence
Lungs (small appearance) - Jack Black
Bladder (small appearance) - Dave Chappelle
Hypothalamus (voice) - Will Ferrell

 

[Legacy]

That's two for Dave Chappelle as the bladder...

And I like how the suggestions so far have involved both females and African-Americans. I was thinking about it and Cranium Command isn't exactly the most diverse attraction...

 

[trdisneyfan]

Jack Black would be a good addition, as either the Right brain, or with his Tenacious D partner KG doing the heart bit together. (I know D fans could imagine this scenario and find it hilarious)

Johnny Knoxville could make do the adrenaline bit well.

Besides Ben Stein, I think Patrick Stewart or Hugo Weaving could be a good Left brain.

Geez, looking back on it, it's amazing how well they were able to cast some of those rolls due to the actors and characters that were around back then. Hanz & Franz as the heart, and Bobcat as the adrenaline are perfect for those rolls. George Wendt as the stomach is pretty good too.