"punniest" Jungle Cruise quote

[monorail256]

Well we had one skipper that when we arrived at the part of the rride where there are spears in the ground she said
"Thats Queen Britney and those are her spears" everyone on the boat laughed so hard!!

 

[MickeyMoose15]

"He's running a special. Two of his heads for one of yours. It's a pretty good deal either way you look at it."

"He's the head sales man around here."

"We remind you to take your children with when you leave because if after two days, we take them to IASW, bolt their feet to the floor and teach them to sing the theme song in 37 different languages."