get outta here, Really???? i didn't know that...
one skipper that we had while we were going through the temple proceeded to whistle "it's a small world"...that and coming up right before the temple: "and these columns were Disney's first attempts of a monorail system..."
"it could lead to anything...danger, treasure, a dead end, or even worse, a Disney gift shop..."
"he's the head salesman of the jungle. he's offering a great deal - 2 of his heads for one of yours, any takers? parents you can volunteer your children...children you can volunteer your parents...brothers and sisters you can volunteer each other...think about it, any way you slice it or dice it you'll always come out ahead...no?...well i guess that's what he means when he says business is shrinking...."
"oh my gosh, look at this...Ladies and Gentleman, Walt Disney World presents...the backside of water...something you don't see every day...well you could do it at home, the only problem is you'll bang your head against the faucet if you try..."
"this river goes on for niles, and niles, and niles...and if you didn't know this you're probably in de-nile..."
"if you had a good time, I'm Jamie and this has been the Jungle Cruise...if it hasn't, well I'm Sherry and this has been Space Mountain..."
"watch your step as you exit the boat...and if you bump your head, watch your language...this is a family place"
"yeah, i've had so much fun I think i'll do this again...and again...and again"
*upon approaching the waterfall* "everyone, lean in! lean in! if you're a Boston Red Sox fan, lean out! lean out!"
"there's stuff in that water that you don't wanna know about..."
"this is called Inspiration Falls, because it inspires you to go...deeper into the jungle. If you feel inspired, say '"oooh...'...now say 'aaaahh...'...now everyone give me a dollar........no?....ah well...."
"Smiley... he's over a hundred years old. Just likes to lay around the beach and wait for a hand out...or a leg out...or an arm out...or a little sibling out.... "
"Their wingspans grow from 12 inches to a whopping.....1 foot!"
geez i could go on all day ^_^but for the sake of everyone's sanity i'll stop ¬_¬()