Pools are too strict on balls

[Chi84]

Well I guess it wasn’t much worse than the weird chapak picture above our posts

No it wasn’t.

 

[Tom P.]

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[StarWarsGirl]

I have now deleted my post out of embarrassment I apologize everyone I hope you can forgive me

I am not at all embarrassed about my posts here. Every time someone reacts to it and I get the notification and reread it, I'm like...

 

[JohnD]

He said "balls."

 

[Figments Friend]

Ya know folks….

Sometimes, it can been good if some people can just kept their balls to themselves.

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[ToTBellHop]

Allow pool horseplay by guests wearing a wristband indicating they have paid the "cocktail upending deposit". Victims will be reimbursed from the deposits (including tip). Everyone's happy, except I guess those that don't like balls in their face.

Cocktail sales will skyrocket, are you paying attention Disney? No, I suppose not.

This is a logical fallacy. Everyone liked balls in their face.

 

[Basil of Baker Street]

Not my dirty mind reading the title...

I was going to suggest ditching the speedo for looser fitting swim trunks.

 

[Tom P.]

I was going to suggest ditching the speedo for looser fitting swim trunks.

There is absolutely no situation in the entire history of the human race where wearing a speedo would be the correct choice.

 

[ToTBellHop]

There is absolutely no situation in the entire history of the human race where wearing a speedo would be the correct choice.

Olympics?

 

[Tom P.]

Olympics?

 

[nickys]

There is absolutely no situation in the entire history of the human race where wearing a speedo would be the correct choice.

I dunno. If Ryan Reynolds or Matt Bomer, to name but two, were to wear them it’d be fine by me.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

Olympics?

Most of you are not Michael Phelps.

 

[ToTBellHop]

Most of you are not Michael Phelps.

I haven’t been given a chance to show my speed. Too many clueless children and cat-calling women but we all have our crosses to bear.

I soldier on, scantily clad.

 

[StarWarsGirl]

I haven’t been given a chance to show my speed. Too many clueless children and cat-calling women but we all have our crosses to bear.

I soldier on, scantily clad.

I have a comment about the speed part but I'm afraid of getting banned...

 

[nickys]

I haven’t been given a chance to show my speed. Too many clueless children and cat-calling women but we all have our crosses to bear.

I soldier on, scantily clad.

So you’re saying you have no problem with balls in the pool?

 

[ToTBellHop]

So you’re saying you have no problem with balls in the pool?

My issue is people like OP. I don’t want to be hit in the head by another man’s balls while I’m working on my breaststroke under a waterfall in Stormalong Bay.