Trip Report Phil getting swallowed by a shark is so September. It's time for a November Disney trip report!!!

NOTE - November 7, 2016 - For those of you just looking for the Disney portion of this trip report, it begins on Page 11. If you're looking for the Key West portion, begin on Page 5. PS - Original title of this thread was "Phil got swallowed by a Great White Shark - it's time to go back!"

NOTE - September 9, 2016 - For those of you who don't feel like scrolling through the "pre-trip report" stuff, I totally get it and the Key West portion of the actual trip begins on Page Five. The Disney Old Key West portion will begin in November. :) I'll give the page that starts on too. Now back to your regularly scheduled pre-trip report for those who want to read all of the posts.
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Well, not exactly.

Or should I say, not yet.

Or should I say, Phil is actually the Great White Shark.

Ummm.... what exactly am I saying here, or trying to say, totally unsuccessfully?

Well, here goes.

For those of you who don't chat with us on the Chit Chat Thread, and damn you to all of you who don't (kidding! - come chat!), you will not really know how anti-Disney my partner Phil has been toward Disney since our last trip, which was last June. I'm not going to mince words - he has basically been a total jerk. Every time I bring up going back to Disney, he does something very similar to this:



The last time I brought it up, he said, and I quote, "I would rather be waterboarded than go back there!!!"

That can be arranged, is what I was thinking.

But wait! How can he possibly hate it so much when he acts like he loves it when he is there?? Your honor, I present to you the following evidence:

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And this (if he's a little less happy here it's just cause there is no drink in his paw. :hungover:

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And this!

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And this!!

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I could keep going all night, but you get the idea. I find him guilty of secretly liking Disney - at least once he gets there. This is not a tortured, miserable soul at a Disney park. He is having fun. So why all the pushback for going back?

Well, let me quote once again:

"I don't know why we have to go there all the time when there all all sorts of other places to go to!!!!"

Okay. Point taken. I didn't bring it up again for a while.

Then, a series of unfortunate events happened in very quick order, or actually just two that felt like a lot:

I got downsized (that means fired, due to budget cutbacks) from a job I had held for 19 years.Here is what was my incredible office:

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And then, soon after, our little cat, Spooky, started screaming in the middle of the night and we ran downstairs to find out what was going on, and the back half of him was paralyzed and cold. He wouldn't stop screaming. We rushed him as fast as possible to a 24-7 animal hospital and they told us that he had a sudden blood clot that had burst and paralyzed him and there was a 99.9% chance that there was no hope. We were basically forced to put Spooky to sleep. :(

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The tears flowed like the River Jordan.

Yeah, it's been a rough patch folks.

But on the good news side, my contract got picked up by one of my previous job's competitors, and I was only out of work for 2 weeks. On the other hand, nothing can replace a sweet cat that didn't deserve to go in such a violent way. Where am I going with this?

Oh yes, that's right. You see, from my previous job, I got a small, but to me, significant severance package. People I tell about it laugh and say it's nothing, but to me, who has lived from paycheck to paycheck my entire life, I finally have money in the bank ---- but not for long if I have anything to say about it, dammit!!

This is my very long and meandering way of saying that I finally convinced Phil to go back to Disney, but only because I surprised him by telling him that for his birthday (on September 15), I was taking him to Key West. We've never been, and assuming that he does not get swallowed by the great white shark in the title of this thread, we are then doing a Key West-a-Palooza and we are going to be staying at Old Key West from November 1 - 4 for Food and Wine Festival.

Look! I themed our Fall! :)

I feel like this resort is totally out of the way of everything, but when I looked at the 25% discount offer that they currently have, I was able to book a one bedroom villa (!!!!) at Old Key West for $150.00 less than it would have been to book a standard room at the Contemporary. It was kind of like an offer I could not refuse.

Yeah, so three nights is basically just a tease, but as I told my pals on the Chit Chat thread (and again, why aren't the rest of you having fun there too??) , I'm going to use this as an excuse to demand a new trip for 2017. ;) And since the Philmonster is bound to throw a fit about that, I am going to search out that Bounce Back Offer as soon as I get to the room. :) If you want, I'll post the details/pics of the Key West trip in September prior to the November trip to the World.

Hope you are all having a great summer.

:D
 
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MinnieM123

Premium Member
Buddy, I burst out laughing here a few times, and was afraid I'd wake up sleeping hubby in the other room! As usual, your TR didn't disappoint!! :hilarious:

First of all, I wish I had that delicious fruit dish that you got for breakfast. I'm not a huge fruit fan, per se, but fresh, delicious fruit in a hot climate really appeals to me.

I think the lizard was part of the Key West welcoming committee; clearly, he was happy to see you! :joyfull:

As for Blue Heaven, oh my--I despise heat and humidity, and can't believe it was closed when you got there!! Glad you both found a suitable substitute.

As for the cruise--barracudas and jelly fish?! (NO THANKS!!! :jawdrop: ) Actually, I thought the ladder lowering to the ocean was kinda cool--never seen a boat like that before.

To recap day 1 critters from the topics count: 3 (lizard, barracuda, jellyfish) This isn't New York City . . .
 

betty rose

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Oh my God, this trip is amazing so far. I can't post pictures from my phone for some reason it next week I'll do a full trip report. Let me just say that Duval Street is like Main Street USA if I designed it myself!
;)
More next week!
Your hotel room, puts Disney to shame. And what a view! It looks glorious. Have a great time! If you and I went to the margarita party, they would have no tequila left for the other guests!:hungry::D
 

betty rose

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Okay, it's time for a whole bunch of crazy shenanigans! I'm going to start posting the Key West portion of this trip report later tonight, so buckle up for safety.

There will be roosters. There will be drag queens. There will be a badly skinned knee. There will be 16 million bikers. There will be jellyfish, barracudas, and one giant iguana. And it goes without saying that there will be enough booze to kill a pack of wild elephants.

Back to ya soon with every gory detail!

;)
I can't wait!
 

DisneyPrincess5

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So fun!!! No joke I thought that was a real life human family on top of that building. I'm like "how'd they get up there?, why would they do that?!" Wow, looks like I need a trip to the eye doctor. Or psychiatrist depending on your perspective.

Your room and resort look beautiful! Very welcoming and cozy.

You were brave to even get on the boat, then attempting to go into the ocean! I'm ascared of the ocean- just looking at those photos get my blood pressure racing! Mean things floating in dark waters...that was crazy.

Hopefully Phil will be more tolerant of Disney after having this non-Disney getaway. Plus there will be plenty of food and wine+more to satisfy the Philmonster.

@BuddyThomas you are so entertaining! Thanks for sharing thus far!
 

BuddyThomas

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Original Poster
You can't leave us hanging like this!!! Did Phil live? Did you jinx him with the title??? Are you coming to Disney solo to mourn in drinks around the world with me?

JK JK, BUT HOW DARE YOU STOP AT THE JUICY PART!! :)
Next part up soon. Sorry, I had lost track of wine....errr.....I mean time last night and it got too late to go on since I had to wake up at the crack of dawn. ;)
More within the hour!
 

BuddyThomas

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Original Poster
OMG lol Who would've thought there were so many dangerous wild animals in Key West? LOl I don't blame you with peacing out on the snorkeling. I wouldn't have even went in the water because I'm terrified of sharks and not fond of sharing my water with the fishies. I'll take a pool any day!
And I didn't even get to the wild chickens and roosters yet!
;)
 

BuddyThomas

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Original Poster
DRUMROLL PLEASE!! THE REAL KEY WEST JELLYFISH DRAG QUEEN SCRAPED KNEE IGUANA TRIP REPORT, PART SIX

Yeah, so I'm sorry to have left off mid-sail last night with Phil still in the middle of a coral reef, in the middle of the ocean, as I was safe on board waiting for my rum punch party to begin, but anyway, on we go.

So the reef was far away from the boat, and I mean FAR. The adventurous snorklers, of which there were just a few (including Phil) went all the way out there, past the jellyfish and past the barracuda and into no man's land. I don't have a picture of it, but all I could see were little dots. One of those dots was Phil and I was sure that any second, this was going to happen to him:

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But finally, the captain came out and sounded a whistle, meaning it was time to come back. All the little dots slowly became little balls, and then bigger balls, and then actual people as they re-approached the boat.

As everyone climbed up the staircase to the sea, someone put on the Reggae music, and someone announced "The bar is now open."

Hurray!!!

Phil finally came crawling out of the ocean, and I had a million questions.

Di you see Nemo? Did you see Dory?!?!?! - He had!!

Did you see any sharks?? - He had not.

Did you get stung by jellyfish?? - He had - two times, but minor.

Was it scary?? - Yes, scary as anything! His mask kept taking in water, and there were zillions of fish out there, and at one point, he almost choked on sea water through the snorkel. But he loved it - so good!

Anyway, time for some rum punch!!

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Emm, he doesn't look traumatized by those jellyfish one bit.

We happened to snap a picture of our captain:

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And then they asked for volunteers to raise the sail.

NOWWWWWW you want to raise the sail, after you have forty people boozing it up on rum punches? Well, if you say so. I did not volunteer, because I was pouring rum down my throat but here is Phil, raising the sail:

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And the sail is up!!

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The rum was flowing, the Reggae was playing, and now the sun was setting. Here is another boat that passed by us. Key West is all about the sunset cruise:

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And here's our last shot on the boat, courtesy of a nice couple we met who were here for one day before going on a real cruise to the Caribbean:

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Somehow, the all you can drink fest on the boat did not end in tragedy - it might be because of the tiny little dixie cup size of the drinks - and we pulled into dock and stumbled out looking for a restaurant for dinner. More about that in just a little while.
 

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BuddyThomas

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DRUMROLL PLEASE!! THE REAL KEY WEST JELLYFISH DRAG QUEEN SCRAPED KNEE IGUANA TRIP REPORT, PART SEVEN

Once off the boat, the lights of this restaurant entranced us:

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But then we saw the menu and it seemed like almost every item was over $40.00. Ummm, no thank you. So we ended up in Ohana instead!

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Ha, obviously not really Ohana, but I kept calling it that. It was some sort of tiki hut restaurant and forget the name because I had started sucking down Pain Killers, and as you can see in the above picture, I am pretty much three sheets to the wind. Three? More like thirty! But those Pain Killers are amazing. If you've never had one, here's a little recipe for you:

2-4 oz. of Dark Rum
4 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. cream of coconut
1 oz. orange juice
Grated fresh nutmeg


Mix it all together and it turns into a little something like this:
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After a few of these, I can't even tell you what I had for dinner, but I am sure it was a chicken sandwich with fries because there was probably nothing else but fish. Let me tell you, I have made a pledge to myself not to get on a scale for two weeks.

After dinner, we decided to stroll slowly back to the hotel.

We passed this famous bar but were just too polluted to head in:

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And we passed this random bar that I snapped a picture of just because it was so colorful:

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And then this, which apparently used to be some sort of grand theatre, but is now......a Walgreens. Not even kidding. :eek:

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Oh yeah. And then this happened:

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What the....!?!?

Anyway.....We had almost made it to the southernmost end of Duval Street where our resort was, when we heard loud pounding music and it was coming out of this place:

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This was the gay bar that @tonythetigger told me about. Since we had yet to see one single gay person in all of Key West, seriously, I told Phil we had to go in. He agreed, and it turned out that they were having a huge drag show. However, everyone in there seemed to be straight. Now, that's fine and everything, but 99% of the bars in Key West are straight bars, so what were they all doing here?
I was like, are we in the Twilight Zone or something? As we ordered a nightcap, I had the following exchange with the bartender:

Me - Umm, is this supposed to be like, a gay bar?

Bartender - It's supposed to be.

Me - Yeah, but.......

Bartender - Honey, drag is like crack cocaine to these straight people. They mob this place every night for the drag show.

Well. Alrighty then. Who knew?

But anyway, as we sip our 500th drink of the day and prepare to end the second day of this wacky vacation, please enjoy some clips from the drag show at Aqua.

And in tomorrow's edition, Phil has a birthday, we go on something called Commotion on the Ocean, and I end up in the doghouse, and in Dennys. :jawdrop:

 

Tony the Tigger

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DRUMROLL PLEASE!! THE REAL KEY WEST JELLYFISH DRAG QUEEN SCRAPED KNEE IGUANA TRIP REPORT, PART SEVEN

Once off the boat, the lights of this restaurant entranced us:

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But then we saw the menu and it seemed like almost every item was over $40.00. Ummm, no thank you. So we ended up in Ohana instead!

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Ha, obviously not really Ohana, but I kept calling it that. It was some sort of tiki hut restaurant and forget the name because I had started sucking down Pain Killers, and as you can see in the above picture, I am pretty much three sheets to the wind. Three? More like thirty! But those Pain Killers are amazing. If you've never had one, here's a little recipe for you:

2-4 oz. of Dark Rum
4 oz. pineapple juice
1 oz. cream of coconut
1 oz. orange juice
Grated fresh nutmeg


Mix it all together and it turns into a little something like this:
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After a few of these, I can't even tell you what I had for dinner, but I am sure it was a chicken sandwich with fries because there was probably nothing else but fish. Let me tell you, I have made a pledge to myself not to get on a scale for two weeks.

After dinner, we decided to stroll slowly back to the hotel.

We passed this famous bar but were just too polluted to head in:

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And we passed this random bar that I snapped a picture of just because it was so colorful:

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And then this, which apparently used to be some sort of grand theatre, but is now......a Walgreens. Not even kidding. :eek:

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Oh yeah. And then this happened:

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What the....!?!?

Anyway.....We had almost made it to the southernmost end of Duval Street where our resort was, when we heard loud pounding music and it was coming out of this place:

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This was the gay bar that @tonythetigger told me about. Since we had yet to see one single gay person in all of Key West, seriously, I told Phil we had to go in. He agreed, and it turned out that they were having a huge drag show. However, everyone in there seemed to be straight. Now, that's fine and everything, but 99% of the bars in Key West are straight bars, so what were they all doing here?
I was like, are we in the Twilight Zone or something? As we ordered a nightcap, I had the following exchange with the bartender:

Me - Umm, is this supposed to be like, a gay bar?

Bartender - It's supposed to be.

Me - Yeah, but.......

Bartender - Honey, drag is like crack cocaine to these straight people. They mob this place every night for the drag show.

Well. Alrighty then. Who knew?

But anyway, as we sip our 500th drink of the day and prepare to end the second day of this wacky vacation, please enjoy some clips from the drag show at Aqua.

And in tomorrow's edition, Phil has a birthday, we go on something called Commotion on the Ocean, and I end up in the doghouse, and in Dennys. :jawdrop:



What a coincidence, I've been sucking down painkillers, too! No, the actual pills - but sometimes I think I'm at Ohana.

That pic of Phil with Darth Garth is such great ammo! If he liked that, he can't say he doesn't like Hollywood Studios. The end!

I think you're in alternate universe Key West. Aqua, oh my.

And it's a shame about the theatre, but that Walgreens comes in really handy.
 

MinnieM123

Premium Member
The rum was flowing, the Reggae was playing, and now the sun was setting. Here is another boat that passed by us. Key West is all about the sunset cruise:

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Oh my, what a gorgeous picture!! :happy:

Phil was brave to stay out in the ocean (with all those ocean critter! :eek:) for as long as he did. Glad he had a good time snorkeling.

Lastly, that cocktail looked delicious. If I drink at all, it has to be something sweet and fruity like that. :hungry:
 

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