Why does Wandering Oaken's sound like the best part?
Great, the ride starts with Olaf. What does Sven have to do with anything?
Dogs Reindeer can't set up premises.
Why do we have to know how Anna and Kristoff meet? Wasn't that covered by
the 109-minute version of the ride the film? Oh wait, that's right,
6-year old children are too stupid to remember.
I thought this ride took place
after the movie, but they had to put
Let It Go in there somehow, right? Sounds like it takes place 6 months to a year after the film. Her ice castle shouldn't still exist, should it? Her magic should have destroyed it when she unfroze the town, right?
Oh, good, the ice boogers join the ride. Why would Marshmallow say "Let it Go" when we just heard the song for 1/3 of the ride? Maybe because
the toddlers would have forgotten it already.
I can just imagine how the ending will go.
Kristoff doesn't get any lines because he's Kristoff.
This ride is going to be Little Mermaid 2.0. There appears to be no good reason for someone who isn't Frozen-addicted to ride it.