I've got this song in my head all of a sudden:
"Is there a chance the track could bend?"
"Not on your life, my Hindu friend!"
"Were you sent here by the devil?"
"No, good man, I'm on the level!
I swear that it's your only choice
Lift up your hands and rejoice!"
"Monoraail...
Monoraaaiil...
Monoraaaiiilll!!!"
"Mono...D'oh!"