The_CEO: ROFL.
Bearboysnc: that's the perfect description of El Rio.
I prefer El Rio. Good air conditioning. Shorter waits. Quaint effects.
Jim Hill (of JimHillMedia.com) had an interesting piece on Maelstrom the other day. Apparently the Imagineers had wanted guests to experience the full fury of a North Seas rainstorm (towards the end, when you see the oil-drilling platform), but the expense of laundering the rain gear was prohibitive. Too bad. Would have made for a classic attraction.
If I ever win the lottery, I'm going to fund some of the shelved attraction ideas in Epcot.
Len
[Edit: fixed a typo.]