In remembrance.......................

[DisneyFreak]

There was a Frenchman, Mr. Lightbeer and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a train going through France.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and it went completely dark. There was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and Mr. Lightbeer were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face where he'd been slapped.

The Frenchman was thinking: 'That Mr. Lightbeer guy must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead.'

Claudia Schiffer was thinking: 'The French guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed Mr. Lightbeer and got slapped for it.'

And Mr. Lightbeer was thinking: 'This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French idiot again!

If this doesn't explain Mr. Lightbeer I don't know what does.

Goodbye you old scalawag!

 

[sillyspook13]

LOL! That's him alright!

 

[Ariel]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I nearly fell off my chair on that one. Very clever, in true lightbeer fashion. I love it!!

 

[The Mom]

Someday, there will only be a handful of us left to keep the memory, nay legend, of the phenomenom known as lightbeer. Some will hold him up as the epitome of wit, others will invoke his name to frighten children, but none of us will forget him!

 

[The Mom]

If I have offended anyone in my previous post, I didn't mean it!! Please forgive me!!!

 

[dopey]

that's it, i'm creating a new alias: marciahaha. just wait'll you see the story i make up for you, lady!

 

[Ariel]

By golly, that sounds like a threat!!

 

[The Mom]

Will it have ...whips....stilletos...frogs?

 

[The Mom]

And lasagna, I make great lasagna.

 

[Ariel]

oooo...now that sounds interesting. I mean the lasagna. When is dinner time?

As for the other part...I'd need to see a rough draft before I make any further comments.

 

[dopey]

alright, alright, i'll give you a little preview. i would title this "a new woman."

(clearing my throat)

Hi, everybody! You may know me as the nice, motherly figure on this board, the one who is careful never to offend.

But the truth is that I am really Mr. Lightbeer!

Hahahahahaha! I'll get you, my pretties! And your little dogs, too!

I'll mash you to bits with my stiletto heels and bake you into my lasagna!

 

[Ariel]

I think I am going to stay out of this one...

 

[The Mom]

It would be funnier if I didn't occasionally get mail addressed to marcia haha!

Also, if I'm a new woman, can you make me 20 years younger & a few pounds slimmer? And lots richer?

 

[dopey]

it could be worse. your first name could be minnie.

 

[Seano846]