There would be...
27 threads with photo updates.
10 threads poking fun at the number of wand threads.
8 threads asking for photo updates.
5 threads of wand hate discussion, doomed to be taken over by wand lovers.
4 threads of silly photoshopped pictures of the wand.
3 threads of wand love discussion, doomed to be taken over by wand haters.
3 threads stating outrageous rumors about the wand falling.
2 threads asking what will happen to the wreckage of the fallen wand.
2 polls asking peoples' opinions of the wand falling.
2 "I told you so" threads.
1 thread asking if Walt would have built the wand.
1 thread archiving all previously mentioned wand threads.
1 thread, one year later, asking where the wand went.