Ideas Disney Would Never Fathom

DisneyJedi

Member
Original Poster
Popkid and I got to talking (yes that is dangerous) and we collectively concocted attractions Disney would never consider in a million years. For purposes of entertainment and a good laugh please share your ideas of what Disney would dare not step into.

Popkid and I envisioned the "Ghetto-sel Of Progress". You simply replace the family with a drug/mob family and the whole picture developes. Need I say more? :) Feel free to tell us what you see. :)
 

popkid

New Member
i just thought of another one....

software-pirates of the caribbean....

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
we use hacked versions of windows XP
drink up me hardies yo ho
we never ever pay liscensing fees
drink up me hardies yo ho...
 

bhg469

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DisneyJedi
Popkid and I got to talking (yes that is dangerous) and we collectively concocted attractions Disney would never consider in a million years. For purposes of entertainment and a good laugh please share your ideas of what Disney would dare not step into.

Popkid and I envisioned the "Ghetto-sel Of Progress". You simply replace the family with a drug/mob family and the whole picture developes. Need I say more? :) Feel free to tell us what you see. :)

haunted crackhouse
 

bhg469

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by popkid
i just thought of another one....

software-pirates of the caribbean....

yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me
we use hacked versions of windows XP
drink up me hardies yo ho
we never ever pay liscensing fees
drink up me hardies yo ho...

we want the redhat we want the redhat (sorry linux joke)
 

DisneyJedi

Member
Original Poster
Can you imagine software-pirates of the caribean? I see a bunch of well-tanned dudes with greasy, long, curly hair, fat stomachs, nacho chips and a stack of VCR/DVD duplicators in dim lit corners that look like a rat's nest of dirty laundry. .Imagine the ride boat traversing through many sets of this scenario, but alter the food on the table to such things as empty bags of chips and half drinken bottles of Coke. On the computers show lots of popups on the monitors.. little here and there...some books of hacking sparwed around each alcove. Not to mention the pirates singing and dancing in glee with handfuls of CDs. Put a couple RIAA guys running around being chased by the pirates. :lol:
 

RU42

New Member
Funny Topic Jedi:

Illegal Alien Encounter.

Coffee Cups sponsored by Starbucks

Skyway to Hell sponsored by AC/DC

Buzz Lightjoint

Spaced Mtn (which you ride after Buzz)

RU
 

imagineer boy

Well-Known Member
The Parrots of the Caribean :lol:

The B-Movie Ride :lol:

The Twilight Zone Toilet of Terror :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

It's Tough Ta Be a Janitor :lol:

Torture Track

:lol:

Big Rock Candy Mountain Railroad :lol: ( this almost took place at DL )

:lol:
 

DisneyJedi

Member
Original Poster
I came up with some inappropriate for children. Have a thrilling sensation at :

"S_ _ual Encounter"

"Mr. Toads WILD Ride"

and at Epcot we have

"Wh___ I Zones"

Definitely would not be considered by Disney.
I'll try to think of 'clean' ones from here on out. :)
 

artvandelay

Well-Known Member
The Polynesian Hotel and Casino...
Hall of Stars...
Cinderella's Brothel...
Honey, I Shrunk the Audience's Wallet by Charging $3 for a Bottle of Water...
Twilight Zone Topless Tower of Terror...
 

beast

Active Member
Here's some more

How about ...

1) Slash Mountain - you could have all of the leads from the
"slasher" movies. Plus you could have Glenn Close and Brer
Rabbit recreating the famous scene from "Fatal Attraction".

2) Big Thunder Mountain Railroad - of course this ride only
operates when it's thundering and lightning out.

3) Cinderella's Surprise Celebration - this show is now at Pleasure
Island and I do mean Pleasure Island.

4) Ariel's Grotto and Bar - enough said.

5) it's a small, small, small world - after eating some mushrooms
at Alice's Feed Your Head attraction, you would go on this
ride.

6) Mickey's Country Fried Chicken House - you would obviously
go here after experiencing it's a small, small, small world.

7) Peter Pan Peanut Butter Flight - WARNING: People who are
allergic to peanuts should not ride this attraction.

8) Snow White's Hairy Adventures - 6 little, bearded men and one
hottie ...

9) Body Warts - I won't even begin to describe this attraction.

10) Impressions de Freedom - sorry for the political overtones.

11) Food Rots! - there is no air conditioning on this ride.

12) The Great X-Rated Movie Ride - obviously this ride is for the
over 18 crowd.

13) The Boneyard - where you go after The Great X-Rated Movie
Ride.

14) Primeval Hurl! - I wouldn't want to be the one who cleans this
ride.

15) It's Tough to be a Slug! - Everyone gets slimed at the end.
 
Impressions de Freedom

O Syria!

Uranium Command

It's Tough to be a Thug!

The "New Age" Roller Coaster starring Yanni

And to cap off a great night, the "Fantasy In Your Hotel Room" Fireworks

(Sorry, the last one may not be appropriate...)
 

DisneyJedi

Member
Original Poster
And the ride everyone is eagerly awating.. (drum roll please)..


Missionary Spaces


I just couldn't help myself. ..Just adding more fuel to the fire.

:lol:
 
That reminds me! Disney is going to move Space Mountain to Epcot and Mission: Space to the Magic Kingdom. The new name for the two attractions? Trading Spaces
 

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