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I had a guest ask me where the "you are here" arrow was on his park map yesterday

njchris65

Member
Did you look around on the ground and tell him there should be a big red arrow painted on the ground nearby. Then tell him to look for it. :)
 

FatBoy976

New Member
What? What do you mean you got no ice? You mean I got to drink this coffee hot?

Clerks fans should appreciate that reference to obvious stupidity
 

NowInc

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by FatBoy976
What? What do you mean you got no ice? You mean I got to drink this coffee hot?

Clerks fans should appreciate that reference to obvious stupidity

LoL...good one ;)


I swear...Im not suprised at all that someone asked you that...this world saddens me sometimes...
 

Lhriangel

New Member
Icks, I actually hope you didn't laugh cause... can you get fired for that? But don't you LOVE questions like that?

My old roommate has been asked what time the 3 o'clock parade is.. seriously! We won't go into some questions I've recieved.

*could say some things but will be good and quiet ;)*
 

Invero

Well-Known Member
At the Epcot monorail platform:

Guest: Hi, does this train go to the Magic Kingdom?
Me: Next stop, change trains to get to the MK
Guest: Huh?
Me: Take this train to the next stop, the Transportation & Ticket Center, and change trains to get to the MK.
Guest: So this train doesn't go to the MK?
Me: No, it goes to the TTC.
Guest: But I want to go to the MK!!
Me: Right... you need to change trains at the next stop to get to the MK.
Guest: So does this train go to the next stop?
 

WDWKing

New Member
:lol: Fatboy, I am a big fan of the Kevin Smith "Viewaskewniverse" series. I like this line the best, from Dogma:
"Jay What Gear Are You In"?
"GEAR!?!?!?"

:lol: :lol:
 

9-Eye

New Member
How do you deal...?

How do CM's (particularly females) deal with offers for intimate/sexual interaction from guests? ...or just flirtateous gestures in general. I'm sure that there's the occasional "okay, I get off my shift in 10 minutes," but what's the normal practice?

9-Eye
 

Invero

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Disney4648
He must have been a foreign traveler... lol:)

That's the scary thing... it's the folks who use English as thier primary language that ask the dumb questions. It's the folks who don't speak English on a regular basis that ask the good questions, and then LISTEN for the answer, or just read the signs in the first place. (Listening and reading signs... What a concept!!)
 

ToTBellHop

Well-Known Member
well...in their defense, disney does not have a literacy requirement:) Although...I wouldn't mind if they gave everyone an IQ test upon arrival...ya know, while they check your bags, ask a few common-sense questions.
"I'm sorry, you answered incorrectly, you will have to leave the Park now."
"But I want in."
"I'm sorry."
"But-"
"NO! You fail! Go to Universal!"
 

njchris65

Member
Re: How do you deal...?

Originally posted by 9-Eye
How do CM's (particularly females) deal with offers for intimate/sexual interaction from guests? ...or just flirtateous gestures in general. I'm sure that there's the occasional "okay, I get off my shift in 10 minutes," but what's the normal practice?

9-Eye

heehee... sounds like you are looking for tips!!! :sohappy: :lol: :lol:
 

Invero

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DogsRule!
well...in their defense, disney does not have a literacy requirement:) Although...I wouldn't mind if they gave everyone an IQ test upon arrival...ya know, while they check your bags, ask a few common-sense questions.
"I'm sorry, you answered incorrectly, you will have to leave the Park now."
"But I want in."
"I'm sorry."
"But-"
"NO! You fail! Go to Universal!"

LMAO!!! YESSS!!!!!!!!
 

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