Well, you see friends, it all started one day when I was cleaning out my closet back a few years ago. Upon reaching the back of my impossible pile of clothes and storage boxes, I came upon a strange, glowing light emmitting from behind. As I came closer, it became apparent that I was not imagining things. It was a portal, to another dimension, if you will. Having never seen such a sight, I nearly dropped a load. My instincts were telling me to stay away, for who knows what dangers may be beyond this portal? Yet my sence of adventure and curiosity led me to do otherwise. Gathering up as much courage as I could, I set out upon an incredible journey...
Through the portal, I was magically transported to another world, filled with amazing sights and sounds. A small woodland knome approached me and asked, in a rather groggy voice, "What being dares enter the land of Morlork? Be you man, or be you beast?"
Rather shaken upon the sight of such a creature, I hesitated, the answered "I am JLW11Hi. Who might you be?"
The knome replied, "I am Renwick the Elder, of the Morlorkians. All who pass this way must answer me these questions three!"
...Well, to make a long story short, I wound up borrowing the knome's computer to check my e-mail, and found the site on yahoo. I just kept comming back, after that.
Through the portal, I was magically transported to another world, filled with amazing sights and sounds. A small woodland knome approached me and asked, in a rather groggy voice, "What being dares enter the land of Morlork? Be you man, or be you beast?"
Rather shaken upon the sight of such a creature, I hesitated, the answered "I am JLW11Hi. Who might you be?"
The knome replied, "I am Renwick the Elder, of the Morlorkians. All who pass this way must answer me these questions three!"
...Well, to make a long story short, I wound up borrowing the knome's computer to check my e-mail, and found the site on yahoo. I just kept comming back, after that.
