Hire a WDW ride narrator or pre-show host to narrate your life for a day

[Capt. Hook]

Another just for fun.

You must hire a WDW ride-attraction narrator or pre-show host to follow you around for one full workday, narrating your every move. They will also stay in character as their ride persona the entire time. Who would you pick?

Feel free to list any others not in the poll.

If you want to get real creative, give some examples of how they would narrate your daily activities.

 

[monorail81]

I would pick either Jack Wagner or Matt Hanson. (Monorails)

 

[belledream]

My mind immediately jumps to the Walt Disney World Railroad narrator. Pretty inoffensive stuff. Quite pleasant actually... it's just one of those voices that really make me feel those Disney feels.

 

[91JLovesDisney]

Mike Brassel (TTA and Lwtl)

I know that wasn't an option but that is who I choose.

 

[King Panda 77]

Patrick frm Soarin.
Or , not on the list,
Jeremy Irons . From previous SSE

 

[PostScott]

Bro Patrick has such an awesome energy that I need in my life right now I'm sure he can make eating cereal in the morning sound exciting.


And does the Dinosaur guy remind anyone of Ben Shapiro? They both have such a similar tone and pitch.

 

[Brer Panther]

I can't decide between Patrick Warburton or the Jungle Cruise skipper.

 

[LastoneOn]

Patrick (always be David Puddy to me)
I think he has the natural comedic improv talent to keep the day going.

 

[Chicken Guy]

Mike Brassel (TTA and Lwtl)

I know that wasn't an option but that is who I choose.

I second this choice.

 

[danyoung56]

The Ghost Host, Paul Frees, would be just perfect.

 

[Goofyernmost]

Walter Cronkite!!!! Not even a contest.

 

[Capt. Hook]

The Ghost Host, Paul Frees, would be just perfect.

That would be very entertaining to have him narrate my day.

After a big meal: "Is his waistline actually stretching, or is it your imagination?"

 

[hismattjesty]

Jeremy Irons and Jack Wagner aren't listed. Only 2 I'd even consider.

 

[The Empress Lilly]

The Muppets

'...and here he thinks his study in the humanities would land him a decent job...'

 

[SyracuseDisneyFan]

Patrick Warburton

 

[juniorthomas]

I think a combination of Warburton and Irons would make for quite the narration.

 

[heapster411]

I'd probably pick the dead pan of a Jungle Skipper, But really I'd Love Morgan Freeman!

 

[JIMINYCR]

Rod Serling all the way. Because every day is a mystery, a drama, in what it will entail, with its unknowns, its twists and turns and unexpected outcomes... Rod would be the perfect narrator. I swear, some days I've lived a Twilight Zone episode.

 

[HongKongFooy]

You must hire a WDW ride-attraction narrator or pre-show host to follow you around for one full workday, narrating your every move.

Are mushrooms legal in your state?

 

[Raineman]

The Ghost Host, Paul Frees, would be just perfect.

"Welcome, foolish mortal, to your Monday work day. Oh, I didn't mean to frighten you prematurely-the real chills come later during your 10:00 meeting."