Today is the 23rd of December, so I have come here to wish everyone a happy Festivus.
I am sure that everyone has set up their Festivus pole up in a prominent area of the house, undecorated, of course. Tinsel is too distracting.
I hope you've thought of complaints about your family members, so that you can say them during the Airing of Grievances at dinner.
And, of course, you wouldn't want to get too full, because maybe you will be chosen to face the head of the household in the Feats of Strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin him.
Truly, it is a wonderful tradition. In the words of Frank Costanza, "It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Happy Festivus everybody!
I am sure that everyone has set up their Festivus pole up in a prominent area of the house, undecorated, of course. Tinsel is too distracting.
I hope you've thought of complaints about your family members, so that you can say them during the Airing of Grievances at dinner.
And, of course, you wouldn't want to get too full, because maybe you will be chosen to face the head of the household in the Feats of Strength. Festivus isn't over until you pin him.
Truly, it is a wonderful tradition. In the words of Frank Costanza, "It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"
Happy Festivus everybody!