Let's see... we've done Star Wars comic strips for @JenniferS before. So why not up the game to birthday poetry for Andrew from a Galaxy far, far away.
"There once lived a great warrior named @Andrew C ,
He was as brave and as noble as a Jedi could be.
When the Rebels needed aid, to him they would turn,
And he would fight and do lot's of good guy stuff, but poetry really wasn't one of his stronger suits. But they ended up winning in the end. So cheers, and happy birthday!"